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The Anti Darkness Thread

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:lol: :lol: ah granny hair :lol: sorry that was very amusing

 

I know I don't understand why! And it's not as if she's ugly or blind! :dozey: :idea2:

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Yeah she's pretty and successful and has the sight of a sightful thing.

 

Maybe she's been set a dare :idea2:

maybe or maybe it's like that my big fat obnoxious fiancé thing where she'll get lots of money if she convinces everyone that she loves him! :idea2:

Ooooh yeah....she's a fame whore on a crap E4 programme.

 

Fi you've cracked it :D

:idea2: :lol: :lol: what do I win? :idea2:

A blankety blank cheque book and pen :D

:stunned: :o really?! :o :P Thankyou so much Lily :stunned: :lol: :lol:

Yeah and a carriage clock.

 

Tickity tock

You've won a carriage clock

and a cheque bok

and a stud for justin's cock

 

:rolleyes: Sorry.

:lol: :lol: :lol: can I have some therapy after the stud cock thing? I mean please tell me I don't have to go near the forest of doom :stunned:

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww forrest of doom :stunned: :lol:

I know :sick: so please send someone who's willing to go to the forest of doom with my last prize :stunned:

Ok well just send him straight to the forest so I won't have to deal with either :stunned: :idea2:

we need to get someone else to go up there though and play a brilliant joke!

 

Plait the moustache and the forrest :stunned:

:lol: :lol: :lol: genius!! :lol: :cool:

:lol: :lol:

 

It'll be hard to play the bass like that Frankie :cool:

 

Although Justin's voice will be higher than ever :stunned:

Omg classic! :lol: :lol:

It would take a pretty drunk dude to do that though :stunned:

Yeah you'd probably need to drug them too :stunned: :thinking:

Are spray them with pepper spray :idea2:

You'd definately need spray of some sort! :lol: :stunned: :idea2:

:sick: I don't even want to have to think about it anymore. Turning me off lunch! :/ :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

Sorry :lol:

 

I supose it's pre-watershed now so we should stop talking about Darkness pube-plaits :sick: :P

Indeed :idea2: :lol: :lol:

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