1. Only in America......can a pizza get to

your house faster than an ambulance.

 

2. Only in America...are there

handicap parking places in front of a

skating rink.

 

3. Only in America......do drugstores

make the sick walk all the way to the

back of the store to get their

prescriptions while healthy people can buy

cigarettes at the front.

 

4. Only in America.......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries,

and a diet coke.

 

5. Only in America......do banks leave

both doors open and then chain the

pens to the counters.

 

6. Only in America.......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the

garage.

 

7. Only in America......do we use

answering machines to screen calls and

then have call waiting so we won't miss a

call from someone we didn't want

to talk to in the first place.

 

8. Only in America......do we buy hot

dogs in packages of ten and buns in

packages of eight.

 

9. Only in America......do we use the

word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning

'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

 

10. Only in America......do they have

drive-up ATM machines with Braille

lettering.

 

 

 

 

 

 

EVER WONDER

 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but

darkens our skin?

 

Why is lemon juice made with artificial

flavor, and dishwashing liquid made

with real lemons?

 

Why is the time of day with the slowest

traffic called rush hour?

 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

 

When dog food is new and improved

tasting, who tests it?

 

Why didn't Noah swat those two

mosquitoes?

 

Why do they sterilize the needle for

lethal injections?

10. Only in America......do they have

drive-up ATM machines with Braille

lettering.

ha

blind people

:lol:

 

Oh Erich!

4. Only in America.......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries,

and a diet coke.

 

 

We have a lot of that here in Brazil...

8. Only in America......do we buy hot

dogs in packages of ten and buns in

packages of eight.

 

 

I HATE this!

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to

your house faster than an ambulance.

 

THAT HAPPENS HERE TOO, THO ONLY WITH THE AMERICAN COMPANIES! :P

:lol:

they should do the same thing with the ambulance......if it doesn't get there in 15 minutes it's free! :D

oh god, what has the world come to?

:P

actually i think the only couple times in my life that i've been in a situation where an ambulance needed to show up as fast as possible, it got there remarkably fast. (not quite fast enough in one case, but they certainly get an A for effort)

 

neither time was for me, so don't worry. :P

:lol: IT TAKES ME 2 MINUTES FOR A AMBULANCE TO ARRIVE. AND 2 HOURS TO GET TO THE CLINIC! :stunned: :lol:

but they certainly get an A for effort)

hahaha

4. Only in America.......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries,

and a diet coke.

 

Um.... I've been to McDonald's in Canada before ya know, and as I recall, they have a lot of the same things served... I think.. :rolleyes:

 

Except for, uh, PIZZA. :shocked:

:rolleyes:

 

 

i knew people were going to compare at least one of those things to where they live.

 

 

it's just something to laugh to.

:lol: SORRY GINGER!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....... UH! YOU SOUND DELICIOUS! I AM HUNGRY! :stunned: :D

eat me :stunned:

GINGER SOUNDS DELICIOUS! :D

BUT I CAN'T EAT YOU! :stunned:

I GOT ALLERGY! :dozey:

so do i :P

 

 

i'm always sick of myself :P :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

 

 

i knew people were going to compare at least one of those things to where they live.

 

 

it's just something to laugh to.

 

I don't live in Canada. :rolleyes:

really

According to you I do. :rolleyes: :shocked:

oh ginger. you are a superstar

i said people

 

maybe you should :P

oh ginger. you are a superstar

 

 

and you are my nurse :cool:

i mean to say no i'm a doctor