February 24, 200422 yr 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America.......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America.......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
February 24, 200422 yr 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. ha blind people
February 24, 200422 yr 4. Only in America.......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. We have a lot of that here in Brazil...
February 24, 200422 yr 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. I HATE this!
February 24, 200422 yr 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. THAT HAPPENS HERE TOO, THO ONLY WITH THE AMERICAN COMPANIES! :P
February 24, 200422 yr Author they should do the same thing with the ambulance......if it doesn't get there in 15 minutes it's free! :D
February 24, 200422 yr actually i think the only couple times in my life that i've been in a situation where an ambulance needed to show up as fast as possible, it got there remarkably fast. (not quite fast enough in one case, but they certainly get an A for effort) neither time was for me, so don't worry. :P
February 24, 200422 yr :lol: IT TAKES ME 2 MINUTES FOR A AMBULANCE TO ARRIVE. AND 2 HOURS TO GET TO THE CLINIC! :stunned: :lol:
February 24, 200422 yr 4. Only in America.......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Um.... I've been to McDonald's in Canada before ya know, and as I recall, they have a lot of the same things served... I think.. :rolleyes: Except for, uh, PIZZA. :shocked:
February 24, 200422 yr Author :rolleyes: i knew people were going to compare at least one of those things to where they live. it's just something to laugh to.
February 24, 200422 yr :lol: SORRY GINGER! ....... UH! YOU SOUND DELICIOUS! I AM HUNGRY! :stunned: :D
February 24, 200422 yr GINGER SOUNDS DELICIOUS! :D BUT I CAN'T EAT YOU! :stunned: I GOT ALLERGY! :dozey:
February 24, 200422 yr :rolleyes: i knew people were going to compare at least one of those things to where they live. it's just something to laugh to. I don't live in Canada. :rolleyes:
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