green

 

blue or purple

purple

 

cd or dvd?

dvd

 

american idol or dancing with the stars

american idol

 

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dancing with the stars

 

ncis or csi

csi

 

csi miana or csi vegas

neither

 

Muse or Mew?

Mew

 

Coldplay or Mew?

Coldplay

 

big city or countryside (again, because I was skipped...)

big city

 

new york or boston

new york

 

acne or warts

acne

 

buzzcut or mullet

mullet

 

mohawk or fauxhawk

fauxhawk

 

rhinoceros or hippopotamus

hippopotamus

 

hiphopapotamus or rhymenocerous

hiphopapotamus

 

giraffe or elephant

elephant

 

flora or fauna?

fauna?

 

moose or elk

moose

 

fish or meat?

meat

 

apple or orange juice

orange juice

 

bold or hairy?

bold

 

smooth or rough

smooth

 

dry or wet?

dry

 

clean or dirty

clean

 

near or far