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Some Simonisms (from living with him for 5 years)

 

How long's a game of football again? 80 minutes? (This is after playing and watching football for over 15 years of his life)

 

Was that Paul Ince making that tackle? (A comment during an England game when Stuart Pearce won the ball. Pearce is white, Ince is black, you had to wonder if he'd ever seen an England game before.)

 

The world looks so much different like this (The comment he made after putting the laundry basket on his head and spinning it around)

 

Simon "Doogie?"

Me "Yes?"

Simon "What's the name of that car company?"

Me "Eurocar? Rent a Car? Hertz van rental?"

Simon "No the one you call when your car breaks down?"

Me "errrr, you mean the AA?"

Simon "Yeah that's it!"

*bangs head on table wondering how on earth he forgot that*

 

Does the moon usually come this low? (Comment after seeing moon just above a house 4 weeks ago. Had to point out to him of course it did, how did he think it set and rose?)

 

Isn't the capital of Wales Edinburgh? (wtf?!?!?!)

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