Sammie Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 I just had this sent to me. Some of you may have seen it before but I think it's funny. A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man;that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!"The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man who nods his head in agreement,opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police." Moral of the story : Women are evil. Don't mess with them. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel at his table Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Wow! That's cool! :lol: Women aren't evil, women are very smart :D :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Women aren't evil' date=' women are very smart :D :wink3:[/quote'] Yes... and all us men 'think with our dicks.' :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel at his table Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 What do you think - where have men their brains? :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 That's so steriotypical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel at his table Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 I know, but...it's true, 'cos - we have to look beautiful because of men - they're still watching us, speaking about our legs, hair, faces, bottoms...so what? :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Um... yeah, so? All guys go gaga like that, but that doesn't mean they all think with their pants. I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel at his table Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 You're right...here're some exceptions among men... ;) And not all women're *saint*... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel at his table Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Women can exploit the situation :D :lol: :wink3: And men can't resist... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 well i know PLENTY of blokes who fit the stereotype :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 I'm sure there is. Just like.. a lot of the really hot chicks are um.. rather rude/snobby, a lot of them. Not all of them. Which, again, is a steriotype, but also true. :rolleyes: :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 oh i know plenty of bitchy females too! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: like that one they give hand guns to men, so they can shot their women... :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mousewings Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Some men are evil too. And not all attractive women are snobby. I'm considered "hott" and I'm quite nice to people I value. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Mrs. Berry, I love your new avatar! this incarnation of the cartoon is cool! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 compared to the other one floating around here :dozey: :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Mrs. Berry' date=' I love your new avatar! this incarnation of the cartoon is cool! :cool:[/quote'] Fankoo Jimieee :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twin4life Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 I just had this sent to me. Some of you may have seen it before but I think it's funny. A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man;that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!"The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man who nods his head in agreement,opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police." Moral of the story : Women are evil. Don't mess with them. :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hehe that's funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidIntel Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 compared to the other one floating around here :dozey: :angry: Oooooh... someone's bitter. Uh, I dunno... fuck off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Ugh...you went searching for my posts? :rolleyes: :dozey: what does 'fuck off' mean anyways... :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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