I just had this sent to me. Some of you may have seen it before but I think it's funny.

 

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man;that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!"The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man who nods his head in agreement,opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

 

Moral of the story : Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

 

:D

:stunned:

Wow! That's cool! :lol:

Women aren't evil, women are very smart :D :wink3:

Women aren't evil' date=' women are very smart :D :wink3:[/quote']

 

Yes... and all us men 'think with our dicks.'

 

:dozey:

What do you think - where have men their brains? :wink3:

That's so steriotypical.

I know, but...it's true, 'cos - we have to look beautiful because of men - they're still watching us, speaking about our legs, hair, faces, bottoms...so what? :smug:

Um... yeah, so? All guys go gaga like that, but that doesn't mean they all think with their pants. I don't.

You're right...here're some exceptions among men... ;)

And not all women're *saint*...

Women can exploit the situation :D :lol: :wink3:

And men can't resist... :lol:

:dozey:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

well i know PLENTY of blokes who fit the stereotype :dozey:

I'm sure there is. Just like.. a lot of the really hot chicks are um.. rather rude/snobby, a lot of them. Not all of them. Which, again, is a steriotype, but also true. :rolleyes: :dozey:

oh i know plenty of bitchy females too! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

like that one they give hand guns to men, so they can shot their women... :lol: :lol:

Some men are evil too.

 

And not all attractive women are snobby. I'm considered "hott" and I'm quite nice to people I value. :D

:smug:

Mrs. Berry, I love your new avatar! this incarnation of the cartoon is cool! :cool:

compared to the other one floating around here :dozey: :angry:

Mrs. Berry' date=' I love your new avatar! this incarnation of the cartoon is cool! :cool:[/quote']

 

Fankoo Jimieee :D

I just had this sent to me. Some of you may have seen it before but I think it's funny.

 

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man;that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!"The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man who nods his head in agreement,opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

 

Moral of the story : Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

 

:D

 

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hehe that's funny :D

:lol:

compared to the other one floating around here :dozey: :angry:

 

Oooooh... someone's bitter.

 

Uh, I dunno... fuck off?

Ugh...you went searching for my posts? :rolleyes: :dozey:

 

what does 'fuck off' mean anyways... :dozey: