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lmao

Aah, i leave the boards for a few days and people make fun of me. that's so sad :/

 

 

 

nah jk.

 

Oh yea, the full name of the position...

Its is called:

 

I-close-my-eyes-and-pretend-you're-avril-so-lil-thom-can-get-nine-times-harder-while-the-left-hand-rubs-your****and-my-tongue-plays-with-your-****-till-you****then-i-****-you-hard-till-lil-thom-***-in-your-****. phew.

 

**** = censored cos i dont wanna get banned

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right....that's the name... :rolleyes: like if your greatgrandfathers knew who the hell was Avril back then.... :rolleyes: :dozey:

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hahaha

Oh no, you see, we just insert random names there. Like, my grandfather probably used the name of 1920's top model. Also, I dont think his.. uhh... lil friend's name was lil thom. hah

But ah, I can assure you that we all used the left hand. that's like, a tradition.

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haha

whoa, whoa, whoa

calm down.

let me explain a few things...

 

Puberty

 

boy gets horny...

boy wants to learn about sex

girls ignore boy

boy has sexual needs

boy isnt sick enough to fuck.. uh.. sheep

pillows are always avaiable

boys + pillow = happy ending

 

 

 

 

My pillow broke up with me three years ago though. :cry: :embarrased:

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Puberty

 

boy gets horny...

boy wants to learn about sex

girls ignore boy

boy has sexual needs

boy isnt sick enough to fuck.. uh.. sheep

pillows are always avaiable

boys + pillow = happy ending

 

 

 

 

My pillow broke up with me three years ago though.

LMAO!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE!! YOU'RE SICK!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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haha

whoa, whoa, whoa

calm down.

let me explain a few things...

 

Puberty

 

boy gets horny...

boy wants to learn about sex

girls ignore boy

boy has sexual needs

boy isnt sick enough to fuck.. uh.. sheep

pillows are always avaiable

boys + pillow = happy ending

 

 

 

 

My pillow broke up with me three years ago though. :cry: :embarrased:

 

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

Why did the pillow broke up w/you? :stunned:

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