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Hello Kirk... hope u enjoyed your holiday ! :)

yeah and thats £4000 per person its fucking stupid....hey Daryl yeah it was grand my dear how are you?

Very Happy indeed at the mo ! and u ??

awwwwwwww pleased u cool... I was a little angry this morning cause manchester had a bomb scare, but over all I am happy

Welcome back kirst!!! :kiss: :cool:

 

Hellooooooo mimi

Helloooooooooooooooooooooo Feefmeister, how's the shoes?

New shoes......yes they're gleaming. They're just resting on the sofa, looking out the window, taking in the scenery, pressing pajamas and dusting llamas...

 

Gnarly or knarly, you decide....dun dun dunnnnnnnnn :stunned:

 

How's the cabbage patch mimsterkins?

Knarly :idea2:

 

Pressing pajamas? Oooh here's mine, they could do with some good old force :idea2:

 

Cabbage patch is good, except this man called Mr Tomy keeps trying to stick eyes and wool hair on them to make some sort of doll......:thinking:

Knarly it is then! :cool:

 

Ok, they shall be done by 10, but delivery may delay them for up to 6 years if they are sent by goat :/ I'll just feed it some pepsi and coco pops :idea2:

 

Aw damn that Tomy! I thought he'd given up his old tricks! :rolleyes: He was to blame for the big mermaid disaster of 11:17 1994 :stunned:

Nobodies sinks were safe! :o

Can't you give the goat some...............................:uhoh:............................diet coke :lipsrsealed2:

 

Oooooh how I miss my sink :bigcry: It had my sprouts in it :(

Alright...but don't tell the people who make the pita bread :/ They'll sue me for peanuts :embarrased:

 

Not the sprouts!!! What about the drumsticks? You couldn't seperate drumsticks and sprout back then! :stunned: and when they were together they got up to some amount of mischief! If you turned your back for 1 minute, you'd have log tables all over the kitchen floor :rolleyes:

The drumsticks too :/

 

I went to the drum shop and they had none, I went to the stick shop and they had none, I went to the s shop and they had none :( But they did suggest knocking on the door of an old paper sniffer called Mr Champion, they say he carved the drumsticks out of real peppers and they made the sound of a thousand Kleenex. :stunned:

 

So I saved and saved and managed to find the 6 fruit gums and 76 penguins he charged and he made me the magical sticks.

 

But alas my Zebra ate them when I ran out of mustard :/

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :bigcry:

 

That was the most endearing story I've ever heard! :cry:

If it's any consolation, my green pigeon once got stuck in earwax. We think it belonged to Percy Wittenberg, but we couldn't make out a face because he didn't have a nose that day, it was in Waltons fish shop attracting the stray carrot that ate benji the salmon of sound :(

That's my claim to fame :cool:

Wow, Feef can I have your autograph? :blush: And some fish form Walton?

 

Right Feefogogo, I must depart as I can hear the sound of peas screaming and a big M has appeared in the sky, so I must don my outside-the-pants-knickers and fly, fly away. So long fair Feef and remember; a feather boa is not just for christmas, it's for the bin

Sure! I'll sign your pjs :cool: but walton ran into the ground in late 98 while chasing a marine who urinated on the wall :/ so no more fish I'm afraid :embarrased:

 

Ok Mimsters :) You must go and save those who are unaware that the badgers are trying to bring down the government whilst holding Cherie Blair hostage with an old beetroot :/

 

Awww noooo the bin gets to have all the fun! What with the rotting bananas and steak party it has weekly :cry:

 

Bye for now infamous M

Helloooooooooooooooooo ari!!! :cool:

I'm great today thankyouuuuuu :P How are you?

olley wolly! :cool:

How was the holidayyyyyyyyyy?? :cool:

Holiday was Graaaaand :P Feeling better after some English grub but im shattered and making a webpage :idea2:

 

How be Fi and jomirenali?

hello there me sweets!!! :kiss: just wanted to pop in and say hello.... :)

 

ok, buh-bye! :kiss:

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