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FUNNY QUOTES THREAD! tee hee hee

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Leuk, I can see some improvements in your Dutch :lol:

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Hahahaha... in a while everyone will be speaking Dutch around this place! lol :lol: :P :P :P

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echt wel :P

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:stunned: :stunned: :( no speaky dutch

Hollands is leuk :D

*bump* quote people quote! :P otherwise i'll cry :cry:

 

Awww

 

Chris (touching Jonny's hair): He has it done by the best hairdresser in North London, it takes over 30 minutes.

Jonny: None of it's real.

Chris: Yeah, it's a weave......................like Gary Newman.

Jonny: *laughs hysterically for about 5 minutes*

 

 

 

fankoo mimi!! :D :D :D they're echt wel leuk :P

 

:D

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:D :D :P

:lol: :lol:

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it's prob true as well hehe :lol: but they can't have him! :P

From Lamacq Live in 2002:

 

If Guy was offered a perfect night out on the razzle what would it be?

a) Posh dinner and seats at Taboo rounded off with a private members club

b) 8 pints down the local followed by a kebab and then on to Spearmint Rhinos

c) A gig at the Dublin Castle followed by tequila at the aftershow, followed by an all night drinking session?

 

Chris : You've got to be honest!

 

Guy : c

 

Chris : Ah, what!??

 

They said B

 

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

 

If Will could be another Will for one magical day who would it be?

a) Princew William

b) William Orbit

c) Wilma from the Flintsones

 

Will : William Orbit, what did you say?

 

Chris : Wilma!

:lol: :lol:

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yeah i remember that!! i think i put a link to that interview on this thread somewhere too. soooooo funny :lol: :P

Guy : c

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

c) A gig at the Dublin Castle followed by tequila at the aftershow, followed by an all night drinking session?

 

with me!!!..... :wink3: :lol: :lol: :D :P

:stunned: of course not ! Respect the elderly Joyce :D

ouch!.....but you should teach him to drink tequila!... :sneaky: :lol: ;)

:stunned: I can´t drink tequila :P I´ll stick to the strongbows :D

I see tequila there...so if you are not able to teach him...I´ll do! :D

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