lol we all know that the boys are humourous......evident from the dvd, so i decided to make a thread out of it!! i'll start wiv this.......

 

 

" The bigger the afro, the better the record " Guy

 

Interviewer: "If you were to have a secret, alter sort of identity, what would it be?"

Jon: "Selling shoes, I think."

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

up 2 u 2 continue peeps!!! :D :P

Wow, good idea for a thread! :) Umm...I don't have any quotes yet...gonna look for any...

"Spain is part of geography...isn`t it?"

 

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:lol: :lol:

 

"was that a coincidence?"

The thiness of bread makes a pizza

 

I think thats what he says lol

 

Hello Mike...Well i don`t know you either so its ok, Im Jonny

 

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" I would prefer to be associated with femininity than with spandex trousers and big hair any day of the week " Jonny

GO JONNY! defendin himself, gotta admit the guy's got spunk! lol :lol:

"We're like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, they're all pretty good individually, but together they make a Mighty Morpher."

Interviewer - So you haven’t got a tour bus then?

Chris – “We’ve got nothing! Will came in on bicycle and Guy’s still on a donkey, halfway up the M6.

Q - “ So where is Guy and Will today??

Chris - “ They’re not as handsome as us, so they don’t appear in public.

Interviewer –“Which member of the band has the worst touring habits and what is it??

Chris –“Jon. He tends to go out and shoot things-he takes a rifle wherever we go.

:lol: That one was good!

Interviewer: “Have you ever seen Tom Cruise? I heard he’s really short.”

Chris: “Apparently he walked past but I wasn’t looking down.

This is Guy, this is Will, I am Chris, and heeeeeeeeerrrrrree’s Jonny!!” (Said to Jack Nicholson)

Where was that?

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Screaming female fan: “I love you!”

Chris: “See you at the hotel.

Interviewer: “Which member of Coldplay looks the best naked? “

Chris: “Jonny is very reserved, but I think that at the moment he’s the one.”

Interviewer: ?And you've got some celebrity fans turning up at your gigs, Winona Ryder??

Chris: ?They are just here for Guy's sexy bass playing.?

here´s a Guy one

 

Interviewer: ?Do you have a reputation in the band??

Guy: ?I?m probably the band idiot because I'm usually staying up late and going out late and doing stupid things.?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO

 

where do you get this?!?!?!? *should read a LOT more interviews!!!!*

Question:"Who are your influences?"

Chris: "Well the obvious ones - Pink and Bon Jovi and Justin Timberlake."

Question:"This question is for Chris - are you exhausted after playing a show or are you energized?"

Chris:"Um, thats a great question. Jonny?"

If there's somebody calling him on, he's the one :) ...my God these questions... :P

 

Well girlz, I have to go now ( :( ). Take good care, see you, love you!! :kiss:

See ya Theresa !

Will: We've got a lot closer I reckon. As the years roll on we just know each other a lot better and we know how to piss each other off, and we know how to make each other feel better as well, you know. It's a fine art- the art of annoying someone to the point where they kind of lash out, it's great! Guy is the most mischievous. He does the elbowing in the ribs and prodding and things like that. We all have our little weaknesses which all of us know about. I got really ratty about an hour ago, because whenever anyone's asleep in the dressing room, I always make sure that I'm quiet around them. And I was trying to sleep in the dressing room, and everyone just burst in like 'NYRAAAAAAA!!' and I went 'FFUUUUU-' I just lost it a bit and shouted at people. Just general inconsideration of humans pisses me off." *Jonny laughing* :lol:

Interviewer: "What do you miss most when you are on the road?"

Guy: "My Girlfriend. If I don’t say that, I’ll be in deep trouble. Ha ha ha."

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