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FUNNY QUOTES THREAD! tee hee hee

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OMG! I just took a look at the stats!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! Jo!!!!!!!!

I just heard this one.

 

On a radio show they were told to set a question for the audience to answer to win a prize. Will spend ages and ages thinking of one and was chuffed when he came up with:

 

Will: Okay, thought of one. What was the name of the EP that we had 500 copies made of..

Chris: Safety!

Will: You pr!ck!!

 

:lol: :lol: Trust Chris :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: silly ol' chris, bet it makes for good listenin though!!

 

i love it when in their interview with steve lamacq just b4 AROBTTH was released they did a friends like these type of thing. and chris and jonny got asked........

 

If Guy was offered a perfect night out on the razzle what would it be?

a) Posh dinner and seats at Taboo rounded off with a private members club

b) 8 pints down the local followed by a kebab and then on to Spearmint Rhinos (stripclub)

c) A gig at the Dublin Castle followed by tequila at the aftershow, followed by an all night drinking session?

 

Chris : You've got to be honest!

 

Guy : ok, then it'd have to be c.

 

Chris : Ah, what!??

 

 

 

hehehe sounds much better when listened to, written word cannot do it justice! :D

checks out the link!!! :D :D :D Thanx ali!! :D :D :D

It´s been a hard day´s night

and I´ve been working as a dog... :P

 

Beatles! Yay!!! :D :D :D

Chris singing during a soundcheck last year :lol: :

 

I love you baby,

when you're in my bed.

I love you baby,

when you give me head.

 

OMG!!!! :o :o :o :o Chris???

 

:P :P :P

He IS a PERVY Brotha!!!!!!!!!!!! :idea2: :idea2:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P

 

 

awwwwwwwwwww hail to the new brother then! :D but he is our dad sis! :stunned:

OMG! I just took a look at the stats!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! Jo!!!!!!!!

 

what?> :embarrased:

Chris singing during a soundcheck last year :lol: :

 

I love you baby,

when you're in my bed.

I love you baby,

when you give me head.

 

OMG!!!! :o :o :o :o Chris???

 

:P :P :P

He IS a PERVY Brotha!!!!!!!!!!!! :idea2: :idea2:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P

 

 

awwwwwwwwwww hail to the new brother then! :D but he is our dad sis! :stunned:

 

:dizzy2:

Chris singing during a soundcheck last year :lol: :

 

I love you baby,

when you're in my bed.

I love you baby,

when you give me head.

 

OMG!!!! :o :o :o :o Chris???

 

:P :P :P

He IS a PERVY Brotha!!!!!!!!!!!! :idea2: :idea2:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P

 

 

awwwwwwwwwww hail to the new brother then! :D but he is our dad sis! :stunned:

 

:dizzy2:

 

yeah....there's something wrong w/that picture.... :shifty:

hahahahaha!! Indeed very wrong... a brother... a sister... hahahaha... yeah! Chris is a pervy sista!!! :idea2: :idea2: :P :P :P

hahaha... can't really keep up with this family thing anymore! :P :P :dizzy2: :dizzy:

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:lol: :lol: chica loca :P

hahahahaha!! Indeed very wrong... a brother... a sister... hahahaha... yeah! Chris is a pervy sista!!! :idea2: :idea2: :P :P :P

 

:lol: :dizzy:

 

I'm your mom, Josie and Denise are your sistas...that's the jist of it.

 

Where Chris fits into all this is beyond me :P

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