Guy: "When I’m on the road I usually pass out."

 

 

Hehe wouldn`t we all lol :lol:

On playing heavy-rock festivals:

Jonny: We have objects thrown at us! The ones on the east coast were probably the

most testing gigs of our lives, probably because we had to play and dodge flying objects at the same time. *laughs*

Q: Anything particularly scary being thrown at you?

Jonny: Well, bottles of suspicious-looking liquid...it's the only time I spent a whole gig without looking at my guitar once!

:lol:

Chris: "Then I woke up and looked in the mirror and thought 'Fucking hell, a popstar!'"

Jon: "WHAT?! Was Kylie next to you?"

 

lol haha :lol:

lol they r a funny bunch!

Interviewer: "So, will you be playing at the wedding...?"

Chris (genuinely confused): "What wedding?"

Interviwer: "Is there going to be a wedding this year, maybe?"

Chris: "What wedding? [suddenly realising] Oh... oooh.... oh... erm..."

Jon: "No I'm definitely not getting married."

 

:lol: Awww Jonny sticking up for Chris

 

 

 

Interviewer (to Chris and Jon): "Do you two still live together?"

Chris and Jon: "NO!!"

Chris: "That was a mistake wasn't it?"

Jon: "We definitely get on better apart."

Chris: "Yeah, just because you can share a stage, it doesn't mean you can share a bed."

 

Erm ok im thinking they are maybe gay lol :lol:

Chris: "We have people to do everything for us. In fact, we're not here."

 

 

Hehe yer i was standing in for him lol :lol: (i wish :rolleyes: )

Chris: "No matter how big we become, we can never capture the Celine Dion fans. And no matter how good we get, we'll never be as beautiful and pretty as Westlife. So those are two markets we'll never get. Or wait, hold on a moment. To be honest...sometimes, when I look around in our wardrobe, I think "yes we do actually look as good as Westlife."

 

 

Chris get it right...you look tonnes better than westlife :rolleyes:

no matter how many times i read the wedding one i dont uderstand it :dozey:

 

Guy: "On days off we've found things that we like to do. I like to buy old records and find pawn shops and buy vintage stuff."

Will: "That's P-A-W-N shops." [laughs]

Guy: "Which is bad cos in America they pronounce it [cheesy American accent] 'pawn', so whenever I say to the concierge; 'Excuse me are there any pawn shops near by?' they say 'EXCUSE ME?' shaking their finger at me."

:P :wink3:

:wink3: P-A-W-N shops...in Guys world its spelt P-O-R-N :lol: :lol:

Chris: "Now for this last song we are going to turn on all the lights so everyone can see how lovely everyone else looks. And young men can see young women and then go off into the night and have children."

[Jonny laughs]

Chris: "...and please, if you are underage, wear a condom"

[Jonny and Guy laugh]

Chris: "Now if you are 17 and forgot to wear a condom this song is for you, this song is called Trouble"

 

 

That is one of my all time faves, it used to be in my sig hehe :lol:

:lol: :stunned:

Chris: "I don’t care if people think I have sex with badgers."

 

 

:stunned: ...So thats his nickname for Jonny :lol:

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

i luuuuv the trouble quote!!! can u believe chris turned down the chance 2 go on buzzcocks?! i luv tht programme sooooooo funny i sit there like this for half an hour :lol: :lol: :lol:

omg he turned it down?...they should have asked one of the others because that would b fantastic...i love that programe :D

 

Chris: "...and Guy and Will were having a cigarette outside-- each. They don't share anymore, cos we've got more money."

lol but they only ever hear chris tlkin! tis quite a shame their humour isnt recognised. i wudnt mind seein ne of them on buzzcocks :D but apparently he was sorely tempted so maybe if they ask him again sometime.............:rolleyes: :idea2: oooooh rnt they makin the nu series now?

Chris: "Einstein never wore socks. Geniuses don't wear socks... Do I? All the time."

 

Q Magazine: "Do you know how pineapples grow?"

Chris: "They grow on trees, don't they?"

Q Magazine: "No, they grow in the ground like cabbages."

Chris: "Fuck off! Bollocks they do!"

 

:lol:

:lol: :lol:

http://coldplay.till-morning.net/quotes/index.php?said

 

:D :P

 

Thanks Alison! :kiss:

Interviewer - So you haven’t got a tour bus then?

Chris – “We’ve got nothing! Will came in on bicycle and Guy’s still on a donkey, halfway up the M6.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Interviewer - So you haven’t got a tour bus then?

Chris – “We’ve got nothing! Will came in on bicycle and Guy’s still on a donkey, halfway up the M6.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

no probs mimi! :nice:

:D :D

I didn't know that site either, thanks alison! ;) :D

Toploader guitarist Julian: Are you coming along then? (to a strip club in Germany)

Jonny: No thanks. I've got to go and beat Chris at Scrabble.

Julian: Oh well, I've got to go w*nk off a wh*re

Jonny: Um... :embarrased:

 

:lol: I found it in an old Toploader article in Q :D

^ :o