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FUNNY QUOTES THREAD! tee hee hee

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a mixture of :cool4:, :dizzy: and :heart:

 

 

 

 

oooooh and the paparazzi ( :borg:!)

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:lol: :lol: Haha weeeee go Guy...i bet Dom went a bit red after that lol

 

Next time think twice when your infront of the Berrymister :lol:

:lol: :lol:

 

That's why I always wonder why the press call him 'boring', because he really isn't!

Prob because they just want to either wind him up or make a story up about him to fill their papers

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

is Dom the glaswegian journalist????? lol there r probs more than one but oh well! :P

:lol: :lol: Haha weeeee go Guy...i bet Dom went a bit red after that lol

 

Next time think twice when your infront of the Berrymister :lol:

 

LOL :lol:

 

Well Guy was very polite about it! :D

:lol: :lol:

 

I'm sure you wanted him to get his sniper out too :wink3: :sneaky:

 

:P

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is dom the glaswegian bloke wiv glasses??

:stunned: Mimi where ever did you get that though from?

 

 

:lol: :sneaky:

 

:stunned: It wasn't me, it was my evil twin! :P

is dom the glaswegian bloke wiv glasses??

 

No, he's English...works on The Sun, used to edit the Bizzare column.

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will sum1 pleeeeez answer my ques b4 i cry? :embarrased:

It's true...she's been talking to Josie today! :idea2:

CHRIS MARTIN'S SHOWBIZ DREAMS

 

 

 

COLDPLAY frontman CHRIS MARTIN is feeling the pressure of his newfound fame - he's started dreaming about a British showbiz journalist.

 

The CLOCKS singer - who was recently arrested for attacking a paparazzo's car in Australia - has confessed he has started dreaming about DOMINIC MOHAN, showbiz editor on leading British tabloid THE SUN.

 

He recalls, "I've met Dominic a few times. He is always very nice to me and I like him. I had this dream that I was in this swimming pool and CAMERON DIAZ was swimming underneath the water and this girl that I go out with - who I never talk about - she was there as well.

 

"And then Dominic Mohan appeared under the water with a camera. I was like, 'What are you doing?,' and I took the camera off him and threw it off this building.

 

"He got really angry and said, 'Right, I'm going to kill myself,' I said, 'Don't do that.' Then he jumped down two storeys and landed on a balcony, which was a really great move.

 

"Then this guy attacked him and I threw a lump of wood and knocked him out and Dom thanked me. That was the end of the dream."

 

14/08/2003 13:45

 

 

lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol:

that was hilarious~! thanks mimi! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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dammit my comp just crapped up, evryfin has gone big and white :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

You changed your sad face to happy faces! :stunned:

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lol dont worry bout tht!!!! i misread the thread :embarrased: *blushes with shame*

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