i was posting like a normal mammal and than something unidentified decided to introduce itself by jumping in my eye and harrass my pupil rather than politely shaking my hand. now my eye is all fuzzy and im looking around for it. im suprised my eye-goo didnt kill it. anyone open to suggesting to me what it was? if you say spider so help you god. and i think it was a moth.....anyways. any suggestions?

it was me..sorry about that

It was probably a spi...... uh.... piece of lint.

ugh :/

 

a gnat? :stunned:

I swallowed a medium sized fly today i think....... :lol: :rolleyes:

I didn't know flies came in different sizes. :lol:

THEY TOTALLY DO!!

 

The tiny flies are fruit flies..and the medium flies are.....medium... :stunned:

^it's true, they do come in many sizes

I know there are different sized flies, but when I say "fly" I usually think of the typical housefly. Any other size fly should be specifically named (fruit fly, horse fly, etc)

 

Flies are nasty.

 

The more I say the word "fly" the less it feels like a real word. :confused:

horsefly?? I'm picturing a "medium" fly with a horse tail..hahaha..i have a weird imagination. :D

You know... the real big flies that bite you in the pool.

OH!! Ok, i know what you're talking about. :lol:

What do you call them? Moderately Large Flies? :P

I call them "ginormous" flies. :lol:

:lol:

:lol: You can pencil that in your dictionary.

You know how I know I'm pathetic? I just opened my dictionary to see if there was anything close to "ginormous" in there.

 

And no, there isn't. It goes from ginko straight to ginseng.

hahahaah!!!!!

 

You're funny Tom.

 

There you go...your goal for tomorrow is to use "ginormous" in a sentence and freak people out. :lol:

:lol:

 

I'll do it too. I think my favorite thing to do in social situations is confuse people or make them uncomfortable. It's more important to amuse myself but ostricizing somebody than it is to amuse other people with funny "normal" jokes.

YES!! you'll have to let me know how that rolls. :lol: :lol:

So how would I use "ginormous" in a sentence? Other than talking about a fly.

hahahaha...just describe something big using that word. :lol:

Ok. Soft or hard G?

:lol:

 

hard. :lol: :lol:

I like soft more, it makes it sound less like "enormous."