25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE HI-TECH AGE

 

 

 

1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

 

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

 

3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

 

4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

 

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

 

6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.

 

7. You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.

 

8. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

 

9. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

 

10. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.

 

11. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

 

12. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

 

13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.

 

14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

 

15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

 

16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

 

17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.

 

18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

 

19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

 

20. You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

 

21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.

 

22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.

 

23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

 

24. You're reading this.

 

25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.

 

 

 

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So true :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: Very good, Tanith, so funny!! I love the first one! :lol: :lol:

A few days ago I was gonna sew a button on and I told my mum 'Hey, I'm gonna install a button in those trousers'.

 

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Well technically that's right :P

My mum doesn't think the same, she said I'm addicted...

But I was installing a program, that's why I was wrong... :lol:

You're not addicted...you just can't stop :idea2: :P

But I can't stop now, I've got troubles of my own

'cause im short on time Im lonely and I'm too tired to talk

 

 

Oooooops, wrong thread! I'm addicted, but to Keane! :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: me too! Keane are kewl!! :D :D :D :D

But I can't stop now, I've got troubles of my own

'cause im short on time Im lonely and I'm too tired to talk

 

 

Oooooops, wrong thread! I'm addicted, but to Keane! :D

 

:D :D

Well theres not a problem with being addicted to Keane...look at me and Muse lol :rolleyes: :lol: ...Ok don`t thats a bad example don`t follow in Kirk`s footsteps :stunned:

I can relate to that :bucktooth:

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I've meaning to ask you Kirk...why is Pat Sharp in your Muse av? :stunned:

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Who is Pat Sharp? He looks kitsch in Kirk's avatar... :P

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I liked that list.

I think I've talked to my neighbor a total of two times since he moved in. This year, I haven't talked to him once. :dozey:

1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. - Nope

 

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. - Nope

 

3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" - Nope

 

4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.- Nope, I dont have a daughter.

 

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year. - Yes, not South Africa, but I can relate to that.

 

6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. - Nope

 

7. You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant. - Nope

 

8. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. - Nope

 

9. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. - Nope

 

10. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen. - Nope

 

11. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. - That happens all the time.

 

12. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you. - YES!

 

13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. - Nope

 

14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. - Yes~!!

 

15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. - Nope

 

16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. - No, its a milk crate.

 

17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes. - Nope

 

18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. - Yes!

 

19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls. - No one uses dial up anymore.

 

20. You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. - Nope

 

21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee. - Yes

 

22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed. - Sometimes, I am usually up until then anyway.

 

23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. - Nope

 

24. You're reading this. - Yes

 

25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else. - Nope

Or when you make a mistake on written homework and while you are erasing it you find yourself saying "delete" ;)

 

 

19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls. - No one uses dial up anymore.

I was going to mention that too

hehehehe... or when you spill your coffee on your desk and are desperately trying to find the Crtl+Z ..... :P :lol: :lol: