Saffire

I'm like the period at the end of the sentence. I'm saying, "Do you wanna fight about it?"

Spicy and colorful!

I'm going to throw a stick in your front bicycle tire when you least expect it.

Hooray! I can't wait.

No I passed out before I could scream, but when I awoke she was gone. I'm afraid she might have had her way with me while I was unconscious.

*gasp* It's happening again! Josh... Nick... Chris? What do I do from here?? Play it cool, Jay. Maybe she'll go away eventually. Do your breathing exercises.

They're all on the other side of my face. ;)

OK, I edited my last post to you. Look up.

I'm not a perv, and I think there should be a law that hot guys can't wear shirts in public. Look, technicolorgreeneyes, if you're gonna keep this up I'm going to have to ask you to step outside with me.

No I was talking to Josh. I'm really 6 feet tall.

I was kidding, gosh.

Ok someone photoshop it to make it work.

Yep, but I'll keep denying it until I get reams of this positive reinforcement. I'm like Dr. Cox on Scrubs.

I was being extremely sarcastic! I'm trying to point out how superficial this all sounds. EDIT: Good boy!

Oh gosh if you people need another image of my ugly mug that badly I'll take it now. I'm warning you, though, my face is covered in disgusting pock marks and this huge honkin' nose.

That's the same reason I pretend to be straight and plan on marrying a woman. It's just too... awkward to be seen with another guy, even if he's the one I love.

It depends on if I'm comfortable doing it. I charge by the hour.

Bow hunting... warding off magic spells... nun chuck skills... God you're a geek. :P

He is pretty annoying. OH CRAP. DON'T MENTION THE WAR. DON'T MENTION THE WAR.

Now we're the same again. Where did you find that metric, I don't see it? EDIT: Is this supposed to remind me of the SNL skit "Dick in a Box"? :laugh3:

Your bro sounds like a cool dude (except for the whole Ambien thing, lol). I guess if you read a lot of essays you'll end up with an insanely high vocabulary, too. But I think I've been blessed with a better-than-average linguistic ability, because oftentimes I don't remember ever learning the meaning of a word but somehow I just know it. By contrast, some of my friends are horrible at spelling even basic words. But they can beat me up, so we're still friends.

Pedantic is also a cool word. And it can be used in nearly the same applications as esoteric can.

Noonsun, let me be frank. I'm an unemployed attorney and I need this moderator position so I can finish paying off this stupid boat I bought last year. If you endorse my candidacy I'll give you a position in my administration.

Cut taxes? But think about the children!

She's going to try to convince you that we need to go to war with the Justin Timberlake forum. Don't do it, they're not hiding any decent songs. I already sent the inspectors.