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What's his screenname? I'm going to harass him.

Nick, if you're a midget just admit it. Incidentally, that would be a great name for a song or album: "Admit it, midget". God I'm clever.

I actually enjoyed HorrificAttack. What did he do to get banned? People have thin skins!

Cars should have this sort of feature as an option. A webcam or microphone that uploads the video to a server in realtime, so the cops aren't able to destroy the evidence. It could be mounted on the dash next to a GPS or something. If you could bundle it up and sell it as a package, I bet a lot of people would buy it. It could be called "iWitness" or something tacky like that.

No, weight training at that age would actually stunt his growth. He should drink plenty of milk and eat a healthier diet. Also, get plenty of sleep, because you grow while you're in bed.

lol I think I like having a clean car. But I'm definitely considering getting a small camera that I can mount on my dashboard to record all my encounters with cops. I'm a firm believer in having recording devices, to record your phone calls and conversations. Call me paranoid, but I've seen enough episodes of 24 to know that having a tape is sort of like a deus ex machina.

Girls have their growth-spurts before guys, so there's this awkward period where girls are these lumbering beasts with long arms and legs and no boobs, and guys still look like they're 12.

But... we can rebuild him. Faster, stronger... taller!

Geez Nick, you're a good-looking guy. Forget about how tall/short you are. I'm six feet tall, but I've never understood the obsession with height in guys. It doesn't make a bit of difference to me.

I've noticed this also, Nick. At first I just chalked it up to my fear of cops after being arrested, but eventually I saw so many more of them around the Columbia, SC area that I must attribute it to increased hiring by the police agencies. My friend got pulled for crossing the double-yellow lines to turn in somewhere. How many times have you or I done that? He wasn't posing a safety risk but he was fined $175 for it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090406/ap_on_go_ot/highway_deaths_2 Only 37,313 people died in their cars last year! That's 12.5 9/11s. Or just over one 9/11 a month. Perhaps we should declare a "War on Cars" or something. Oh, what would we do without government to protect us?

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L6566682.htm According to this, an Italian scientist saw it coming... and they tried to get him to shut up.

Chuck, you've given me a business idea... a fruit vendor! Fresh fruit salad for everyone, prepared on the spot. I think people would go through a drive-through window for that, just to be able to avoid McDonalds once in a while. Imagine seeing the signs from the road - the choice is clear which one will make you feel better!

Only diet drinks? That's disgusting. I mean honestly, how many calories is a bottle of Coke? 150? 200? You'd need to drink ten of them just to get your daily caloric needs. Will taking the corn syrup out and replacing it with some chemical sweetener really make THAT much difference in students' waistlines?

Cells is great.

Good sound "texture". I don't like a song that sounds too smooth or too rough. It's got to make my ears feel different.

I hate it when people tell me to drink water when I crave the sugary, carbonated goodness of a Coke. Especially when they weigh more than me. Bart, if I could send you a Pepsi through the internet I'd do it! We don't have Coke at my house tonight!

I haven't, but I did hit a girl in the boobs by accident once. Awkward.

Mechanical pencils are better for drawing, so I picked that.

I think the problem with Math is that it's often taught improperly. If you get a good math teacher who cares that you understand it, then anybody can learn from them. EDIT: Also, most math textbooks suck. This is where homeschooling comes in handy, because I remember my brother's math textbooks and they were ten times better than the ones I had in public school

That's because you're borderline perfect, you sexy stud.

Bingo. LOL Josh, I need to get on AIM so you stop this.

Write that down in your copybook now.

It's 4:30 pm here. I wanted to play tennis now but my one of my friends is sick and the other one just got busted by his mom for having salvia. (She was looking through his trash and found a bag - how freakish is that?!)

He wasn't going very fast, he just kept rolling his bike into the back of my shoe/leg and that scuffed me up pretty bad. We were walking alongside a pond, so I grabbed the nearest stick and tossed it in his wheel and he just fell right in. And I ran home fast, because this kid was a good 3 or 4 years older than me. I'm actually very slow to anger. But one time I nearly beat up my best friend because I caught him making out with my sister. I just asked him to leave. That took a ton of self control.