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The only thing I remember from any of my math classes is cDonald's Theorem.

Well I punched the guy while I was a freshman in high school. He was following me around while I was waiting for my bus to pick me up, and he kept harassing me and bumping into me (he was asking for it). So I set down my backpack and started saying something to him, and punched him in the middle of my sentence (when he least expected it). Knocked the wind out of him. His mom took him to school for the next few weeks. The chair incident was more interesting, it was this guy named Will who kept getting drunk. He started messing with my sister and I told him to back off. He kept doing it, so I grabbed a chair (well more of a barstool) and a swung it at his leg. Oh yeah and when I was in 3rd grade I threw a stick in this bully's bicycle wheel and it caused him to fall into a pond. That was pretty fun.

Rob. He's about to graduate from SCAD, a design school.

I've never punched anyone in the face, but I have punched a guy in the stomach before. Oh, and a swung a chair at a guy. That fight ended pretty quickly.

In all seriousness, I've been thinking of eventually starting an advertising company with my friend (who is in film school). We want to make commercials.

RUN ARI, RUN!

That was an ancient Chinese proverb that had been translated into English by Confucius. So is what I'm saying now.

Everybody should just speak Chinese or shut up.

Apparently you haven't seen my Blue Steel look yet. It's in the Pics thread. Look, this isn't even a serious debate anymore. All that people need to know is that I'm better than you are. Simple as that. A=A. Truth. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Play tennis with a friend.

Josh, $38 billion? :rolleyes: I mean, honestly, is that even realistic?

I'll be a steel/oil magnate worth $37 bln. and part-time male model living in Monaco.

I'm sure it's the best software you can get. I heard of another good way to learn languages, and it involves learning the top 100 most commonly-spoken words first. Then from there you can pick up on what the rest means.

The more I learn about Singapore, the more I like it. Some things are stupid (like outlawing homosexuality and chewing gum... oh and caning as a punishment) but the low taxes and limited government really impresses me.

I gave up Catholicism for lent.

Very interesting! I was almost part Puerto Rican, because my grandmother was dating a P.R. man who was in the military, but he died in WW2.

Here's the video: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENdw9ezginM]YouTube - Federer smashed his racquet vs Djokovic Miami 2009[/ame]

You and me both, sir. I've got a strange mix: part German, part Irish, part Native American.

It wasn't me, originally. If you watch the "Look Around You" video about germs, you'd know they originated in Germany.

lol Chris, you're taking my role as Coldplaying's stand up comedian. :P I'd put my organs up for auction on EBay. "Very lightly used liver! Just $400,000!" But in all seriousness, I don't see why anyone would care whether they've got their organs when they die. They're just going to be rotting in the ground. It's a waste.

Oh MK, awesome sig!

Oh that's my fault. I sneezed in your direction a few pages back. ;)

Andy Murray is the bomb. Looks like Fed just won his first set against Djoko. EDIT: Djoko beats Fed! Federer breaks his racket in frustration!

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all! Incidentally that's the Washington press corps' position on the Obama administration.

Chris, that's a good point, it's nearly impossible to fire a bad teacher in a public school. There is a fear that if education were privatized, there would only be expensive private schools to choose from, and children of poor families would go without education. That's like saying that if the food industry were privatized (it already is!) there would only be filet mignon and rock lobster. There are always tiers of goods/services spanning luxury through basic. PS: I love your avatar! :D