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lol wow okay you guys have really been doing a lot with this since I was last here.

Whoa Chuck's a playa!

lol nah he wouldn't do that. He's not that kind of guy.

A lot of people have "types" which are a class of people who are more attractive to them than other people. And sometimes those types don't overlap with what society finds "classically beautiful". So there's always a chance that you could be found attractive by an attractive person, even if you yourself aren't attractive.

This reminds me of the inventor of the Petticoat 5 Personal Computer. Patricia __________is her name. She has a surname, but it's silent.

You're right. I'll just kiss him next time I'm with him. I'm not even sure if I'm kidding when I say that.

Alright Kels, since you asked: I texted him: "I got news for you!" then he asks what it is I respond: "I'll tell you next time I see you. But I did a little favor for you... maybe." and he responds by getting antsy and wanting to know now so I respond: "Do you have a girlfriend?" then he says simply, "Nope." So I tell him that I talked to a girl I know (he's seen her before, she's very pretty) and she says she'd be willing to go on a date with him if he would just ask her out. Then he doesn't respond. No more texts. Huh.

Rusty cunt bucket!

No, last night I hot boxed your car with four of my friends and one of them had a little accident related to a McDonalds apple pie. That's what you're smelling.

Actually Kelsey, it's oxytocin. And it's lime green.

Said the 17 year old girl with "perv heaven" set as her location. :D Josh, you need to get a job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where you're getting gang-raped by a group of howler monkeys. ANY JOB.

Cleaning it must be awkward. EDIT: Josh, how did the fucking Bay of Pigs go?

Josh, you look like Michelle Kwan in drag.

Yeah, birthdays stop mattering after about your 18th one. Then after your 28th, you start to hate them.

I always have boy issues. Actually I have an update about my experiment I mentioned in the other thread... not sure if anyone's interested, though.

Josh, you know the reason I bought you that webcam. Now show me some nipple! Your school does this, too? I loved attending these things, I was such a music geek. Even though I can't play anything. The piano recitals are my favs.

Jon Lajoie is hilarious. His 2girls1cup song is pitch perfect.

I know, I was surprised at how good it was. I was expecting it to be crap.

It's because my brand of humor is THAT deep. Did you score less than 1400 on the SAT? Then don't bother reading my posts.

Oh gosh... Jamie, if you're ever up for experimenting let me know. :sneaky: And I mean that in the most innocent way possible. I got a potato clock science kit the other day.

Yeah it's produced by Tim and Eric (if you've ever seen that show you know how strange it is). Here's an example: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqW_Hk8qTAs]YouTube - Sit on you (read description)[/ame]

Has anyone here seen "Tom Goes to the Mayor" on Adult Swim? It's totally weird but very funny. I'm watching it right now.

Yeah a few of my friends know I'm gay, including the guy I like. I should add that I suspect he might be gay, also (but in the closet). So by setting him up with this girl, it's also a way for me to test to see if he's batting for my team or not. ;) I'm not the saint I made myself out to be in the last post, LOL.

Awesome avatar, Kels! I'm gonna change my avatar and sig tomorrow I think.

Maybe. I'm trying to set up a guy I like with one of my girlfriends. It just seemed like an act of love, at least from my perspective...