Victoria

Hey Sammie, did you see Muse on TOTP tonight? Oh and guess what, Chris Martin's dad met David Blaine - and got his watch nicked lol :D

I so want to go to Ireland. Dublin, or Cork maybe ....... :(

Awww, Jacob, you deserve to be havin a great time! AND earning a crust, as well :D Excellent news! :smug:

This is so sad. It's been so special for so many years - you could set your clock by it, going over from London to Washington - that very special sound. I can't believe it's not going to be seen any longer. :(

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NO!!! IS STAR 'PLANE!!!! BRISTOL'S FINEST!! Oh come back, come back, oh pale and ethereal star .... I just made that up :D

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I am 92.5% British, just like HRH Prince Charles Though you'll never be king you certainly know where your castle is.

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PAVEMENT Serialise Industrialise Materialise Oooh ghosts :o lol :lol:

:lol: Glad you liked it!!! I am still LMFAO and ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol:

The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test. 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. 2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada. 3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines. 4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth. 5. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline. 6. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java. 7. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus." 8. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw. 9. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen," As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah." 10. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper. 11. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet. 12. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote paradise lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. 13. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead. 14. Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career. 15. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large. 16. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this. 17. The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits. 18. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered the radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers. This lot had me in tears :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's just his interpretation. Don't worry. Like your avatar, btw Amanda. Love that song, too.

I think the most important thing is to be true to themselves, not allow themselves to become contrived in any way. If they go on writing stuff from the heart they will be OK - and that's because they are genuine guys with intelligence and spirit. Their natural talent will move with the times, like the Beatles did. THEY never went out of fashion. Coldplay ARE the new Beatles. Their finest hour is yet to come ......

Agreed!!! :D

Spiders are good creatures, they catch nasty disease-carrying flies. So why am I so SCAAAAARED of them??????? Oh and lol at Politikclocks' avatar :lol:

For 'pop' read 'crap' :lol:

*joins DrPolitik in all-out flight to safety*

ooh don't go ON - I shouldn't be in here, I'm vegetarian lol :lol:

I'd rather be a matador than eat it lol

Not nice, believe me, not nice. You've heard the 'sugar and spice and all things nice' and the 'slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails' ??? Well, it's a hell of a lot worse than the latter lol.

Oi. Nothing wrong with tradition. Like fox-hunting. whoops :blush:

Tripe. Good grief. My father used to have tripe and onions FOR BREAKFAST for God's sake. My poor mother. I'm vegetarian. Artichoke is the worst thing I've eaten in a while. :D

Try as I might, I just can't get over those Mexican waving little multi-coloured sisters of yours, badaboum !!!!! THEY ARE JUST HYSTERICAL!!!! Not to mention the one with the mallet :lol: :lol:

I CAN SEE IT - HE IS SOOOOOOO CUTE!! And I can somehow see that glint in his eye which tells me he is a PROPER PAIN IN THE ARSE LOL!! :lol: :lol: