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I'm going to name my kid Champion. Oh lordy. :lol:

Hehe, we dance like him all the time at home. If anyone saw us they'd laugh. Especially when I copy his Christmas message plod-dance thing! :lol: an_cat, sorry for another U2 thing :rolleyes: , but I just found out that my friend's dad named her after Bono's wife.

It had a tip for guys when they, um, give oral to a girl. It said they should hum because it'd be more pleasurable for the girl. So we started thinking of songs. Of course I thought of Coldplay, but I didn't say it. :blush: So instead I said I'd want my man to hum Crazy Frog. "BLAMBADABALDALABDALABAAAAAADEEEEEHHHHHHH!" How romantic that would be! :lol:

WTF?! :lol: :lol:

HAHA! THAT IS HILARIOUS! It looks like he's doing it for some kind of a ritual! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm DLing the maracas thing now... it's almost done. :smug:

That is hilarious!!! That fits too well. Wow, Chris' legs really buffed up. :lol:

It's funny how he has the gloves on and everything.

*saves*

I wrap tape around my entire head and all people do is point and laugh at me! :cry: Damn that Chris Martin!!!

O shizz. Somebody with Photoshop skillz make a Coldplay On Ice pic PLEASE! :lol:

"Morten"..."Martin"... Coincidence? I. THINK. NOT!

HELL YES! I'd die... of laughter... Great, now I'm l'ingmao!

o...mg. :dead:

I'm so jealous. I'll never be that close to Coldplay! :lol: Ohhh man.

:lol: :lol: :lol: These need to be officially captioned with those... captions :lol:

Psycho!

Holy MOSES I loved the first post. It's getting me so flippin PSYCHED. I'm trying to DL the Guy marracas vid right now :lol: omg you're so lucky. AWGPIUABRSGAIPWBHASGKHJB!!! :D

HOT DAMN DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?!

:lol: OHHHHH JONNY.

Maybe he just rides bikes around everywhere!

Haha. I love those hand motions he's started doing. It's like what I do! :smug:

MAFE, why was this thread started? I don't even know if was supposed to be about Coldplay. :P My friend got another friend a sex tip book as a joke. I couldn't help reading it and... thinking things... :shame:

"Hello and thank you for calling Hats 'N' Stuff. How may I help you?" "Hey, Mr Buckland! *click*" RIIIIINNNG :rolleyes: "Hello and --" "Hi Jonny!" " :angry: " :D

Yeah, Guy's the one who likes to spend his money. And he does love his Land Rover. Chris li'l scooter is cool.