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General Smut

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  1. PMSL! 149,999,942 cuppas, brewing on a wall 149,999,942 cuppas, brewing on a wall But if one sole cuppa, did accidentally fall There'd be 149,999,941 cuppas, brewing on the wall Join in Folks!
  2. Do you know Horatio Hornblower has an evil doppelganger? Horatio Lawnmower
  3. I'm still confused :embarassed:
  4. Roger the cabin boy? I'd rather roger this
  5. 149,999,943 cuppas, brewing on a wall 149,999,943 cuppas, brewing on a wall But if one sole cuppa, did accidentally fall There'd be 149,999,942 cuppas, brewing on the wall Some people are so blinded by hate that they never see the real truth.
  6. What part of BOTH SIDES ARE AS BAD EACH OTHER dont you understand?
  7. So? embrace it, you could be part of something mega. Althou your an Aussie so youve totally missed out this year. maybe next year.
  8. http://www.fissio.com/pirate.pl The pirate speaks,"Captain Pugwash rules and penis jokes rule!"
  9. For our friends in Germany Fünfzehn Mann auf des Toten Kiste, hohoho... und ne buddel voll Rum!
  10. Ahoy! I'm great thanks http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ * A Children's Pirate Shanty by Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers (can be sung to the tune of Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK" - or make up your own!) Chorus I'm a pirate! That I be! I sail me ship upon the sea! I stay up late - till half past three! And that's a peg below me knee! Yo Ho, my friends I have a tale of treasure, plunder, sea and sail my story's bigger than a whale it gets so deep, ye'll have to bail. Chorus I'm a pirate! That I be! I sail me ship upon the sea! I stay up late - till half past three! And that's a peg below me knee! I like to fish, I like to fight I like to stay up half the night When I say "starboard" ye go right! Me ma, she says, "Ye look a fright!" Chorus I'm a pirate! That I be! I sail me ship upon the sea! I stay up late - till half past three! And that's a peg below me knee! I've got no hand but that's me hook! I pillage stuff but I'm no crook. Me booty's in this chest I took. They'll write about me in a book! Chorus I'm a pirate! That I be! I sail me ship upon the sea! I stay up late - till half past three! And that's a peg below me knee! And that's all there is to this song. I hope it hasn't been too long. A pirate's life might just be wrong So grow up nice and big and strong! Chorus I'm a pirate! That I be! I sail me ship upon the sea! I stay up late - till half past three! And that's a peg below me knee!
  11. Well ive had two major ops on my stomach which hurt like hell x1000 but the worst is having a broken heart. Nothing hurts like that. Funniest injury youve ever had?
  12. Lifes a bit of shit when you look at it.
  13. Hello, welcome to the site.
  14. Read the penis thread in the news section
  15. 149,999,944 cuppas, brewing on a wall 149,999,944 cuppas, brewing on a wall But if one sole cuppa, did accidentally fall There'd be 149,999,943 cuppas, brewing on the wall But the counting down game is better
  16. Can i live with you Gal?
  17. Bored? colour in the Hoff
  18. you should post some of your holiday snaps
  19. Dont look so scared! Got anymore pics?
  20. Its my new desktop background.
  21. A lovely person Same question
  22. Lol, your hair is lovely! Good morning, its another glorious day in London!
  23. No When was your last haircut and what style did you have? If any.
  24. God, this threads nearly a year old. He must be quite a guy

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