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I can't wait to see it... :D

BEER VS WOMEN The fight is hard, girls! :sneaky: 1. A beer is always wet, women not... point for the beer! 2. The beer is disgusting if it’s hot... point for women! 3. A cold beer satisfies you, women not... point for the beer! 4. If you’re back home smelling to beer, your wife could be angry. If you’re back home smelling to women, your wife will be angry for sure and maybe she leaves you... two-all draw! because it depends of your point of view 5. Ten beers in a night and you can drive back home. Ten women in a night and you don’t need to drive anywhere... point for women! 6. If a policeman smells you a beer could arrest you, if the policeman smells women will invite you a beer... point for women! 7. The older a beer is, the best it is... point for the beer! 8. Lots of beers could make you see UFOs, lots of women could make you see God... point for women! 9. If you ask yourself how next woman will be you’re normal. If you ask yourself how next beer will be you’re an alcoholic... point for women! 10. Pulling a beer’s label off is funny, pulling a woman’s underwear is funnier!... point for women! 11. You have to pay taxes for get a beer... point for women! 12. If you drink another beer, the first ones doesn’t get mad... point for the beer! 13. You’re totally sure that you are the first of ‘take the lid off’ a beer... point for the beer! 14. If you shake a beer, after a while it will calm by itself... point for the beer! 15. Black, clear... anytime you can choose the beer you want... point for the beer! 16. You know exactly how much it will cost you a beer... point for the beer! 17. Beer doesn’t have mummy... point for the beer! 18. You can do it if you want, but a beer won’t ask you to hug it for half an hour after take it... point for the beer! SCORE: beer wins women (10 to 7) If you’re a woman and at this moment you’re angry think that beer wouldn’t get mad for this battle... Another point for the beer! FINAL SCORE: 11 to 7 :lol: :lol:

Whale rider

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I really wanna see Shrek 2, it will be on next weekend, yaaaay!! :D

:angry: :angry:

*offers an antihistaminic*

*starts to pray*

:o :o :o :o Wooow, I didn't know it... And what a curious memory you have! :P

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: Take me then, take meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I hope you can go to see them... after that incident, you deserve it!

Travis yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!!! :D :D

Oasis - Who feels love

Better not talking about these things... Take care, hippidami!!

I was in Madrid one day and there was a bomb, I think it was in 2002. In fact I was in the underground in the exact moment when the bomb exploded. And I live so near of the supermarket where ETA put a bomb who killed about 25 persons in 1989. :cry: :cry:

* I hope England will win the match * I fee like if today would be Sunday... * But noooooo, tomorrow it's Friday, woooo-hoooo!! * I can't wait to have the new cable conection * Mmmmh, Keane gig on tv on Saturday, yeeeeah!! :D

I've seen today at the news, it's horrible!! :( I hope everything will be fine in the meeting...

*helps Jess and gets the hardest glue* :sneaky:

I'm wearing a skirt today after a few years... :stunned:

What, what, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??? You too Thom? No, that's unfair!! I don't understand why people decide to go so drastically. I mean, it's normal you try to have a life outside but that doesn't mean that you have to leave from here forever! People can come here in the free time... I feel sad, so sad... I'm feeling like everyone is going... :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, you're so nice Mimi! :kiss: :wink3: :wink3: I think I should add it in my sig... Oooops, btw... welcome back Daryl!! We've missed you a lot!! :D

Re: Chris Martin And Gwnith are both massive Big Brother 5 f

Huuuuuum, it sounds veeery interesting... I have to go for now but I keep thinking in it. Don't be afraid if I run into you somewhere in the islands :wink3: :wink3:

* My parents are boring * My sister is boring * I'm sick of living here * I wanna move far away * This summer is gonna be sooooo long... :dozey:

Mmmmmh, don't tell me again or I'll buy the ticket and you will have to meet me in London babyyyy!! :P