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ManU 3-1 ManCity.... but Chelsea 1-2 BOLTON !!!! whooooppppeeee

Ey Up 10BoB!! How ya doin chuck!! :P

I'M NUTS!!! wwwwhwhhhhhhhhhooooooeyyyy!! :lol:

Oh dear... 10Bob strikes again!!! :P :rolleyes:

reading into it.... 1. you're acting as his sidekick! stop it... 2. It was his potential girlfriend... one thing girls don't really like is their boyfriends friends hitting on them. Being nice is fine, but even though you said you weren't interested it sounded like you were. 3. there's a fundamental difference between being friends with a girl and girlfriends. And that is the crossing of the line between you being the knight in shining armour to your jerk of a friend, and telling someone that you want to be more than friends.. ask yourself if that evening was a waste of your time... and then why!!! here endeth the lesson from an old fogey who should know better... :)

why thankyou ma'am... ***takes a bow*** :)

F*** me!!!

I wont care I''ll be well f***ed by then!!! lol :smug: :stunned:

You have a 36% chance of dying during sex. AMEN!! whadda way to go... now to find me the big breasted babe to suffocate me!!! whooooooey! :P

BAN THE CAPS LOCK! BAN THE CAPS LOCK!! mmm.... wonder if I can find a mod that will do that! :sneaky:

I'm Here!!! Just with a stinking cold, ear infection, pulled back muscle, and sore throat. :dead: back to bed...

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each. Different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical), this works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" reindeer could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them. Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch!!). 600,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,500 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, even if Santa did exist, he's dead now. QED... and Baa Humbug!!! :rolleyes: :)

One of me is enough!! :P

erm?? funky sure that the right word!!! :)

I created it!!! :smug: :wink3:

GUY IS A SLUT FOR P.M. GUY IS A SLUT FOR PRESIDENT GUY IS A SLUT FOR POPE!! ok... so the last one is a bit too much, but the old dear's on his last legs

welcome back!! :stunned:

but does it also stays on the photo album? :( No, you can add and delete any photo from your gallery.

c'mon tell me I'm gorgeous!!! :rolleyes: :cool: :dozey:

SACK THE WEBMASTER FOR ADMIN MISUSE!!!! :P

Go on let's see all yer ugly mugs then!!! :)

Go to the album page and click on 'Your personal gallery' It will say you've not created it yet.... cos that's true (remarkable! :) ) To do that just click the upload button and upload a picture... and your personal album is created at the same time. S