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yep :) lol

Man:"Excuse me madam I've come to fix your plumbing" woman: "Oh good, I'll just take all my clothes off" man: "mmm,,, I'll get my wrench out!!" lmao... should be a porn scriptwriter!! :o :shock: :D

heck... I'm better looking than Brad Pitt anyway. Jennifer Aniston kept harrassing me with phone calls until i threatened her with the Police!! She said she'd have to do with 2nd best. That's life!! :roll: :shrug: :P

right... that's another person scratched off my Xmas card list!!

:o language Timothy!!! lol :o :shock:

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star (Version 1) Traditional Written By: Jane Taylor Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! When the blazing sun is gone, When he nothing shines upon, Then you show your little light, Twinkle, twinkle, all the night. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Then the traveler in the dark Thanks you for your tiny spark; He could not see which way to go, If you did not twinkle so. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! -------------------- Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star (Version 2) Written By: Jane Taylor Music By: Unknown Adapted By: Terry Kluytmans Adaptation Copyright © 1998 Terry Kluytmans Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! When the blazing sun is gone, When he nothing shines upon, Then you show your little light, Twinkle, twinkle, all the night. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Then the trav'ler in the dark Thanks you for your tiny spark; How could he see where to go, If you did not twinkle so? Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! In the dark blue sky you keep, and Through my curtains often peep, For you never shut your eyes, Till the morning sun does rise. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! As your bright and tiny spark Lights the trav'ler in the dark, Though I know not what you are, Twinkle on, please, little star. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! ======================== Amen for Google!! :)

LMFAO... classic.Not seen that picture for a while. :)

two little boys, and Jake the Peg... absolute classics!! lol ;)

lmao!!!! :o :P :lol:

eeeuurrggghhh!! MUSHY ALERT!!! :lol:

And I won't tolerate remarks like the ones that got you banned of the one above.

big boobs, nice bum, dazzling smile... easily pleased!! lol gone through the mushy phase, now I'm just me! :) :o :shrug: :roll: :twisted: :P :lol:

Statue of Christ the Redeemer, Rio de Janeiro Built by Brazilian engineer Heitor da Silva Costa and inaugurated on October 12 1931 the Statue of Christ the Redeemer stands 710m above sea level on top of Corcovado Mountain overlooking Rio de Janeiro. The entire monument is 38m high with the statue accounting for 30m the span from finger tip to fingertip is 28m and there is a small chapel housed in the base. As a vantage point it offers unbeatable views of downtown Rio, the bay, Sugarloaf Mountain and Copacabana and Ipanema Beaches. amen for google!!

bikini girl... she knows who she is!! :)

glue

in charge!!

ooooon river

baa

sheep lol

In commemoration one of the last mods to be installed here will be to allow posters with over 1000posts to create their own rank. :)

somewhere over the rainbow - judy Garland Two little Boys - Rolf Harris Smart dressed Guy - ZZtop Ok, so I'm joking!! lol

It's a mutated cold virus. Only deadly if you're in bad health. Not the plague, but still contageous. :shock: