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i`m not feeling like reading this all (i`ve got better things to do since keanu is my husband) so could someone, please, tell me if coldplay is nominated?

holly shit. last time it was that ccccold in poland was prolly a decade or two ago. it`s funny cuz americans thing we`ve got polar bears walking on the streets in warsaw which is total bollox!

fuck me twix you`re hysterical! :lol:

is he famous from something else kasia? what do you mean? all i know he has (or had) a tv show here in poland which i didn`t watch anyway. i don`t watch any tv shows except for jay leno and consy o`brien :D i luff consy`s hair. i thought he would be funny if he had his own television show or something. conan is hysterical, i don't like leno so much. hehe yeah. he is. i like conzy more than jay but they`re both ok. i should start rhymin. hip hop in tha house.

i iz satisfied

fuck. i want his kids!

a perfect profile

oh man

keanu thinking: *damned beans*

keanu thinking: *damn, these guys suck without me*

keanu: 'what are you doing, miss?' miss x: 'i`m going to investigate you' keanu: 'why are you taking my clothes off?' miss x: 'i`m going to investigate your nudity' keanu: 'but you can`t do this!' miss x: 'why not?' keanu: 'becuz i`m a virgin till marriage'

so they`re scotch?? mmmmmm

9^ damn girl. i got confused :D

^9 :D

the title of this thread cracked me up!!!! :lol: :lol:

:wink3: :D

aaah it`s ok. :D someone rate my avatar dammit!

:lol: :lol: :lol: THEN IT WAS: "TU ESTAS EN DUBROVNIK?" :P :smug: aight. i took spanish classes ages ago. for-fucking-got everything! :D i suck :D

But you're the Virgo diva... :lol: :lol: *feels much better now* i think i`ll make you my personal diva assistant *jumps happily* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, I want that job!! Whoooo-hoooooo!!!! Then, will I can meet also some nice personal assistants of another celebrities? :wink3: yes of course my dear. ahem. the oscars are coming and my husband and i are gonnna be there and so are you unless you wanna be dressed in a faded pink dress!!!! if so you`re fired! no pink dresses! understood??? *calms down*

mirror gallery :D i see. can you take me there?

:D

no fucking way! red wine sux

it was freezing a couple of days ago and we had snow but the stupid warm winds from west came and melted the snow. walking thru the downtown of my huge hometown metropolis when the snow melts is a fucking survival! happy new year

hmm. what for?