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camera man: 'look at him wiping his ass!!' will: 'chris didn`t know the camera was installed in the toilet?' guy: 'no. hahahahahahahhahaaha'

guy: 'gotcha!' will: 'don`t worry chris, i killed the bastard!' jonny: 'God, was it huge!' chris: 'take me out of here this shit scared me i`m so scared i don`t know what to do mommy i`m not touching that hedgehog again!!'

WARNING! THIS MAY SHOCK A FEW CP FANS SO IF YA FEELING LIKE READING IT DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK. will: 'i have no idea why we got this award as we, that is coldplay no longer exist. chris is not here with us since he devoted his life to his wife, gwyneth and his 4 children, guy is now a hippie and doesn`t probably know he`s here but let`s welcome him. jonny after the loss of his beloved wife, CHRIStine, is devastated and depressed as you can see, he wears black clothes and doesn`t shave. i have become a catholic priest, read a lot of meaningful books and aspire to become the pope. thank you very much. God bless you!'

chris: 'ok that`s it. i`ve had enough. this is a recording studio. are we playing or fucking with bottles?'

rotfl

:lol: :lol:

weeeeeeeeeeeee *parties hard*

chris: 'guy, may i ask you a personal question?' guy: 'aaah yeah sure' chris: 'ok, do my feet stink?' guy: 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah.............................................................................uuuuummmmm'

will: 'shit,i didn`t make it. i should stick to my drums'

will: 'maybe if i throw it against the floor it will start to work properly??!!'

guy: 'should i wear my hair loose or put it in pigtails?'

will: 'hey, jonny boy, you just stepped on shit.'

jonny: * i bet chris is thinking about our date tonight'* chris: *mmmmmm the flowers look so yummy yummy*

guy, will and jonny altogether: 'power rangers!!!' chris: 'hmmmm.... pikatchu!!!!'

aaaw fankoo!!! :D

guy: 'our first gig ever was in london`s royal albert hall, wasn`t it? and we played for the queen elisabeth II, right?' will: 'no guy, you were on crack. we played on trafalgar square and hardly anyone stopped to watch us. jonny and chris were on crack too and i think they still are. am i the only normal person in this group???' jonny: 'come on chrissy, we have to go. we have a meeting with mikey mouse and daffy duck.' chris: 'just make it clap'

lol

will: 'i left my motorbike outside, guy. if we try to sneak out it is possible that we manage to run away' guy: 'will, didn`t chris buy this motorbike last night?' will: 'ssssh he doesn`t remember anything!' jonny: 'what are you guys chit-chattin about? oh the party last night? man it was awesome!' chris: 'i have such a huge hangover. my head is about to explode!'

lol i made a total matamorphosis (spelling??... actually is it a word? or did i just invent a neologism?)

i`m not but happy shana tova!

:lol:

I guess we are kasia..... But I wouldn't have quitted taking lesson for piano...... but that's me, I want to learn how play piano if fact :D yeaaaaahhhhhh....... i knowz. i should have kept on taking them i`d be as fabulous as chris!!! So, are you gonna start taking them again?> :) not now. i have no money i even had to give up yoga classes! and besides my poor fingers are too old and fragile :D

jonny: 'hey, chris huni, whatcha got there?' chris: 'i`m holding a sign that says how much i love you' will: 'oh really?? does he know about us?' guy: 'this is getting interesting!'

what the heck is that anyway? i dunno but it looks fab!

i want to see this movie so bad!!!