Little Miss Clumsy

Joe Hildebrand is an opinion writer in the newspaper that we get delivered. I was reading his page yesterday and he has this section where he writes the food that he doesn't like this week. And I was reading it and he's talking about Apple Martin and how he doesn't like her and I just felt like sharing my surprise at the randomness of having someone write about her. So I copied what he wrote and put it into a thread.

Mine is Tokatekika... haha, I actually like it.

I'm 17 now and finished school. I'm unemployed and looking for a job. But jobs want experience and you can't get experience without a job :thinking: *sigh* I keep looking though! How very optimistic of me! I wanted to get one when I was still in school but Dad wouldn't let me because he wanted me to concentrate on school. I guess he was right.

Your welcome! Yeah, that's right. It's much better to just accept and live as much as you can.

Sometimes, yeah. I've been told that I'm very defensive but I'm working on not being so defensive anymore. Compared to 17 your an old fart? You must be about 40! TNP is a trouble maker.

Well, good on you! I think that anyone who continues with life even though they have an illness are some of the bravest people in the world...

No... I'm 17 They aren't just for kids. Where is your inner child? The next is an old fart.

Haha! Sorry!

Sometimes. TNP likes the movie The Lion King better than The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

^ and ^^ :laugh3: smart-arse rabbits and dumb blondes - what more does a joke need? There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."

^ that happens to me too when I listen to Coldplay... all your worries kind of disappear after listening to them.

Oh ok then. I think that it's really good that you continue on as normal with that happening to you (well I assume that you do, I don't actually know for sure). I hope you get better!

I read once that we might learn something about the teachers' homelives or something... That would be interesting to learn. Did anyone here ever think that Dumbledore and McGonagall should have been a couple?

The Corpse Bride - 10/10 it's such a sweet, lovely movie.

I don't know what that is...:\ The next poster lives on a farm.

It was only a kiss...

^ Haha! That'd be awesome. Rendezvous by Craig David... I like that song but I can't see it being covered by Coldplay.

When I ordered that Codlplay mug I had to use my mum's credit card because I'm too young to have one of my own... And in my efforts to convince her to let me order it I said it could be my birthday present (my bday is in April, but nevermind that) and she's like "Are you sure you'll still like them by then?" I was shocked that she had to ask. I mean, come on! The answer is obvious. I think I'm paying her back the money though so maybe it won't be my birthday present.

Source: The Daily Telegraph, Saturday, January 13, 2007, p.79 By: Joe Hildebrand Foods I don't like This week: Apple Believe it or not, apples are one of the very few fruits I do like. But I am not talking about the fruit here, I am talking about the offspring of Gwyneth Paltrow and that glum fellow from England. It's fair to say that I really hate that kid. Sure, I've never met him or her but I don't like the way its beady little eyes peer out at me when I'm reading Who Weekly. While I'm at it, what is Who Weekly doing with that stupid "Report/Retort" section when they pick a great story from one of their rival publications and then dismiss it because it was entirely made up. Talk about missing the point.

My brother-in-law told me this one today (well, my niece was telling it but got a bit confused and my brother-in-law retold it to me)... A duck walked into a bar and asked the bartender "Do you have bread?" The bartender replied "No" "Do you have bread?" "No" "Do you have bread?" "No" This continued until the bartender finally yelled "If you don't stop asking me for bread I'll nail your bill to the bar!" "Do you have nails?" asked the duck. "No" The duck paused. "Do you have bread?"

I watched that movie a few months ago... It started off a little odd but it was a lovely movie. 7 is a good rating for it. I don't think many people I know have seen it...

What is your disease, if you don't mind me asking?

The last time I didn't sleep was in November or December... I was very productive though! After reading until 4am, I cleaned the bathroom, had a shower and then made pancakes for everyone to have for breakfast. But that day I had to have a nap... because I'm two years old :rolleyes: For an assignment, the latest I stayed up was 4am I think... Hopefully, when I start Uni this year, I'll start my assignments earlier so I don't have to go through the stress that is a last-minute assignment.

When I was 11 my sisters dog attacked me because it thought I was going to eat its food (I wasn't)... My thigh (I think the one on my left leg) was brusied and scratched for a while but unfortunately it didn't scar... Early last year, I was eating the two minute noodles that come in the cup and i had only taken a few mouthfulls when I somehow dropped the cup and it went all over my legs and because the water was still boiling hot it left a scar on the back of my right thigh :cool: it's my biggest scar. I have a couple of scars from shaving and from burning myself and from skinning my knees as well... but, thankfully, I've never broken or fractured any bones and hopefully it'll stay that way.

Will Smith - Miami