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Alan Partridge

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  1. Atleast will young can sing though so i'd say gareth gates is a much bigger insult
  2. Yeah, i hate him but it was really good, you need to see it i surpose. The celebrities playing for our english side are really good. David Gray's a good little footballers
  3. Although i hate Jonathon Wilkes because he has made a career out off sponging off Robbie Williams, i hate Robbie Williams aswell but i'll save that for another thread. Anyway His goal was an absolute beauty, i bet robbie will never hear the end of that now..."Hey Robbie can you remember when i chipped Schmiachel"........
  4. She only won because she was fat and she said nobody has every given her a chance if life so she hood-winked the public into voting for her out of sympathy but sympathy doesn't sell music so they got it way wrong. She was the downfall to that show along with Geri 'GINGER FUCKING" Spice being a judge because she knows fuck all. Then along came the X-Factor and blow that show out of the water but even now the X-Factor is taking the piss with Shane Ward.
  5. I don't know, i've just got a hunch:)
  6. Good point faceman but now you mention skittles, i had totally forgotten about them. They had a cheeky little taste to them back in the day.
  7. I wonder who she wrote her lyrics about? I've got a stronge suspision that they might be about her real life stories?
  8. I don't know why but double-deckers just never pleased the partridge. Toffeecrisps on the other hand, always one of the first to go from my christmas selection boxs.
  9. I was never a fan of the double-decker but toblerone, yes i loved that stuff. I got addicted to toblerone at a very low point in my life and i ended up driving all the way down to london in my bare feet.
  10. Just admit it faceman, you've slept with her?
  11. Is Michelle Macmanus getting thinner? I bet she's packed a few turkey sandwichs down her throat in her time.
  12. James Blunt is an absolute joke! Yes i agree with you badlydrawngirl, i'm embarressed for the guy when he swears on you're beautiful, he just makes himself sound like an even bigger prick!
  13. I was addicted to Boosts if anyone remembers those beauties. I am also partial to a Mars Bar now and again but to be honest with myself i have a huge chocolate fetish What's yours?
  14. You've gone too far pal! The Partridge is not ammused in the slightest! You will be hearing more from the Partridge really soon, this hasn't even started yet, you've crossed the line.
  15. The turkey thread is back in action. The best thread on coldplaying.com. Well said faceman, yes indeed, an_cat, the none believer.
  16. I can't believe that a James Blunt thread has been made. He doesn't deserve a thread even if it's just to slag him off, he's that bad. Greenday are one of the most overated bands of all time, all they do is play the same tune on every song on every album and just change the lyrics. As for people not knowing who radiohead are, hang your head in shame.
  17. :laugh3: Very witty yet again MC
  18. I like kicking back and knocking down a Scotch from time to time. A "Cup" or a "Glass"
  19. If ABBA never existed i could safely say i think i wouldn't be the man i am today, thank you for the music ABBA.
  20. And also i would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the people who did take mine and others threads as a joke and contribute to them.
  21. I thought that's what you meant but just wasn't sure. Well i'm against these people. When i first started this site people accused my threads of being pointless but they were always meant to be taken as a joke. I made "What's your favourite" and thought of loads of different topics but some people didn't give them a chance. They were meant for comedy value for people to discuss their favoutite whatever and also for the subject to get changed to discuss whatever. That's why i liked your thread because it can be taken seriously but also has a comedy element to it. People on this site tend to start pointless threads with no comedy value at all and then they tell me and other people that their threads are pointless, it's best it ignore these people and post what you want. Anyway your thread has pleased the Partridge and many others so i don't see no harm in it al all.

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