Alan Partridge

This thread was made to warn people of the trolls but by posting on it, your just provoking Rick8 a.k.a ClearAsCrystal. Even by me posting this, i'm provoking the trolls to spam but i had to leave another post to warn people to stop. Otherwise these spammers will continue you spam, and then where will we be. Make a stand and STOP THE SPAM!

The next poster will be Sam Malone. Don't let me down Sammy boy!

Will Cheers ever update their bar snacks collection and bring in the mini chedders?

How come them bad guys survived that helicoper crash in the A-Team

How does the Faceman keep that side parten in such good trim?

I think my favourite username i've seen someone use on this site would have to be. M to the C to the S to the Q to the U to the A to the R to the E to the D. That's right boys and girls, the legend that is Mc_Squared

I wonder if i could grow a beard as good as Noel Edmonds?

Hah, lol. I think you'll find that you are the one that just made a mistake!

It is a picture taken when i was under hypnosis by the great hypnotist Tony Lamessma. "Ugly dude trying to look scary" Fair enough, your opinion.

I agree, hello and welcome!

0, The Artic Monkeys????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

You could make that 9 if the Partridge gets the vote.

0/10

It's the presence of the faceman and sam malone. The ladies just can't get enough. It won't belong until all the ladies are posting on your crisps thread. I think tomorrow we are gonna have too resurrect that thread, because it still has so much potential.

Walnut Whips were legendary! I was always partial to a topic bar now and again but i've not had one of those in years.

Oh what fine taste you have Faceman. Any Christmas would not be complete without a Terry's stashed away in your Christmas stocking!

Yeah, i seen some of the comments made by that guy, and i have to say, the Partridge was very impressed. Especially with the third person speech. It brought a little tear of joy to Alan's eye.

After Eight mints, whatever happened to those suckers?

Well that offer can't be overlooked. For the price you pay they really are a good buy and once your subscribed, you get the first 3 issues free and a free cosmetic/grooming kit!

Yeah but you get a free comb with centre parting monthly

Penthouse and centre parting monthly (It's a good read)

See that proves my point ClearAsCrystal, you just can't keep away. Thanks Rick but i must say you really must have a lot of time on your hands to go to all that trouble?

Yeah but, anyone could do that. That doesn't prove anything. All she has to do is go and add us to the list now and pretend that we've always been added. It won't matter either way, i know the truth!