Majson

ooo dumb and dumber quote.... god damn and thanks to phil i was all set to watch the negotiator in a bit...oh god darn you to hell Vin :)

do describe ya wee kilts my dears... *say it with a scottish accent*

probably to shag phil too...there's a que

having never had them before on my previous accounts, i've started getting them recently, which is annoying... but some are quite funny....what's the best ones you've had? i've just this second recieved one telling me how to get pills to make me look and feel younger, as seen on NBC...well yeeeha and of course the traditional "increase your penis size..this really works" i did once get a letter about the cost of viagra...what a way to start the morning Mum: garry, letter for you.. Me: oh..loverly...*bins it*

stop giving the pervy lip moving smiley and show me the damn kilt ;)

girls.....if you were in english schools you'd be wearing belts for skirts..... but when going up stairs i didnt hear anyone complain..but the teachers...but that's a different story... kilts...do you have pics? that would be a sight to see

real life hugs are better, especially with lasses, for their breasts are right against you, and it feels all nice and warm and cosey

well....i'm sure you too, like the bar, would just melt in my mouth...and my hands ;)

Kilts...wait...i thought you were all canadian not scottish do ya have a funny accent wee lady

eeek im spamming...ah well.... when in rome...

hehehe... 8) failing that...dress up as tarzan and jane...just don't go standing ontop of wardrobes incase they break and you know...broken legs and stuff

Rolling Stones I've been getting some of their songs...and sadly have to admit to quite liking some especially Wild Horses and Angie. Anyone else like 'em? got any good songs to suggest?

oh Sweet One..... that's brilliant..you dress up in ya little outfit, tie him up in rope to a leather chair if you can ;) aaaaaaaaaaaand make him demand you go to confession.... hell if he makes you go, drag him along and sin while confessing ;)

hehe...i'm honoured.... 8) and cos you're so special i want you all to myself too.....so long as you know, it's a one of thing and we just have fun.. naturally

catholic school...brilliant...does he know this?

hey...did phil tell you about my hugging disclaimer or something? *hugs back* i like hugs :D

oooo...but what abou phil....or we extending an invatation? ;)

no go on, guy out by some suspenders, and then dress up like a school girl. and you know...work your magic....trust me..he'll love it

you spelt my name correctly *huggles* bless ya little comfy socks :) wait..do i detect sarcasm in that post... :cry:

what if i was gay? :lol:

failing that... tie him to a chair (in your flat/house/room) and seduce him, put Tom Jones "you can leave your hat on" and then do a sexy dance, stripping for him, wiggling your bottom and breasts in his face..... make him beg for more

drug him.....no wait....erm... hmmm.....

see now that last smiley you have gives off real pervy vibes you know.... you wanna watch it sometime

19. cos phil is loved....

it's cos vins a honey...*sighs* that was such a lame pun