Texasluvsjonny

To go on murderous rampages.....DUH! Can't one of these freaks just go and shoot everyone at the NRA headquarters so we can have their families rant on FOX how it's their Second Amendment right to get shot by assault riffles. :dozey:

Granny taking out her anger on British Gas on GTAV [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knab9oQIMOQ]British Gas Rampage - YouTube[/ame]

Once while waiting in line Chris gave my friend his half eaten cake donut. She took it home and kept it on a shelf for the longest time. It turned hard as a rock! We called it the "Holy Petrified Donut of Martin" :laugh3:

too late NewYak, done sent them from Texas. :p

As much as I'd love to see Saints in Champions League I think I'd enjoy seeing ManPoo in a relagation battle more. Ginger Moe out by Christmas.

Is that the same pig that caused Gwennie to kill off half the world in Contagion? :P I thought maybe this season the virus would mutate and maybe go to animals. Walker cats and dogs.....yikes! Detective Pookie Dixon :lol: Loved Carol teaching the little kids how to use weapons at "storytime"

We were all set to see them close ACL but festival flooded and Sunday was cancelled. We decided to ride around downtown and wait to see if anyone announced any pop up shows. Franz Ferdinand tweeted they were sorting out playing at the ACL Live venue, so we went there. Staff came out to tell us Franz wasn't playing but someone was, so we hung around. Finally they came out to tell us it was Atoms For Peace and was $10 at the door. Me Mike and Christa all got front row. Thom and Flea wore matching skirts. :lol: Thom also rocked some UT orange hightops. setlist: Before Your Very Eyes Default The Clock Ingenue Unless And It Rained All Night Harrowdown Hill Dropped Cymbal Rush Feeling Pulled Apart by Horses Rabbit in Your Headlights Paperbag Writer AMOK Atoms for Peace Black Swan video [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMiL8oRK5ek&feature=player_embedded]Atoms For Peace Live at ACL Festival Special Show October 13th, 2013 - YouTube[/ame]

The translation of the announcer's rant against Mexico. :lol: Here's A Translation Of The Mexican Soccer Announcer Going On An Epic Anti-Mexico Rant After The US Scores A Goal Tony Manfred Oct. 16, 2013, 9:35 AM 520 2 inShare1 Email More Share on Tumblr BEIN Sports The United States scored two goals in stoppage time to save Mexico from World Cup elimination in stunning fashion on Tuesday night. After the game, a great video of TV Azteca announcer Christian Martinoli going bonkers after the U.S. goal surfaced online. He briefly speaks in English, yelling, "We love you forever and ever! God bless America!" But the rest of the rant, in Spanish, is equally as amazing. People were translating brief bits here and there on Twitter last night, but now we have a full translation thanks to Deadspin commenter wdcrob. Martinoli basically calls the Mexican team worthless and says America did everything for them. Wow (via Deadspin): "It is because of the USA that we are being placed in the playoff ...BECAUSE OF THEM , NOT DUE TO YOU..NOT ANY OF YOU in the green shirts ....IT WAS THEM!!.NOT YOU!..THEY DID IT!!!!!NOT YOU! remember this forever..... KEEP THIS CLEARLY IN MIND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES! You do NOTHING for the shirt, you do NOT put the effort, you have NOT placed us in the playoffs , you HAVE NOT placed us in the WORLD CUP ..YOU WOULD NOT HAVE KEPT US ALIVE....IT WAS ESTADOS UNIDOS, NOT YOU! NOT YOU AND YOUR ARROGANCE/CONCEIT.....NOT YOU AND YOUR INFAMY....NOT YOU AND YOUR MORONS/PUNKS.... .... "IT IS A FAILURE.....and UNDESERVED -to go through to the playoff- WE HAD NO ARGUMENTS to earn the playoffs, THE USA, WITH SUBS , WITH MANY SUBS as the visiting team shows us once again what the USA is all about ....how to play the game with dignity, how to approach the sport..MExico is a horror, just terrible....A FAILURE.... ...... THE USA HAS SURPASSED US ..They are better than Mexico in SOCCER ....THEY EVEN HAVE THE LUXURY OF PLAYING THEIR SUBS and KEEPING US LIVE.... I hope our coach wears the pants and resigns..He has failed as coach...." Mexico isn't safe yet. They still have to beat New Zealand in Wellington in a playoff in order to qualify for the World Cup. But, for now, they're alive. Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/mexico-soccer-announcer-translation-2013-10#ixzz2htcLv79Y

Mention wine and coldplay in the same sentence and this woman will always be the first to show up. :p Oh Trainer Dan open this wine for me...you're good at that, did you used to be a waiter or somethin? :lol:

Yay for Sundance Channel and a weekly Breaking Bad fix on Monday nights.

Saints living life above the dotted line. :D

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So good ol Gretchen and Elliott say all Walt contributed to Gray Matters was the name....I think Heisenberg is going to contribute something..... some ricin! I was so excited for Jesse...OMG OMG he's getting away!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is the new song for The Hunger Games about how they are starving Jonny? Grrrr eat!

Happy Birthday Phil!!!

:confused: Oh.......HYPNO love....sorry, thought you said Hypo love. :P congrats

My wristband came today....on day #42 :vuvuzela:

He also skated with Stephen Colbert during his Get Lucky dance montage. The guy's got a thing for skating. :P

What if Walt gave Hank the wrong CD :p

Loved Talking Bad and Samuel L Jackson is totally pulling for Walt . Better Beat Saul

Holy shit!

Do Southampton have a sell on clause? Other wise really don't give a shit.

Yo bitch! from Rolling Stone :P

Lets all live through Marie and bitch slap Skyler.

Got spoiled by the marathons and waiting a week is killing me.