Everything posted by DoogieJ
- Hicksy
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Womens Mentality Towards the Opposite Sex
This is so true, I'm with Jewel now, and she will probably read this, so I'll be as tactful as possible heheh...but when I was single (before I met her) I found it incredibly hard to talk to girls straight off the bat...now I'm with Jewel, I'm happy and in a comfortable relationship, I find myself just talking to girls without any worries like "what does she think of me?" etc, because quite frankly it doesn't matter, cos I have a girlfriend who I love. So I can just relax and be myself I guess...being in a relationship removes the fear of rejection, because you don't have to think about it anymore.
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Rocko's Modern Life
Heifer was funny :) And the fact he was raised by wolves made it even funnier... "Chew your grandad's food for him"
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Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
Jessica: "When I was at school, they asked if anyone could name the 5 Continents. I was so pleased because I knew that, and stood up to shout A E I O U" Nick: *cracks up* "The best bit about that is those are vowels"
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Post baby piccies OF YOU.
Wow thats one hell of a bump lol
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Father Ted
my favourite Father Dougal moments (some lines may be wrong as ive not seen it for a while) Some Bishop: So Father Dougal, do you ever have moments where your faith is tested? Dougal: *Looks blank* Some Bishop: You know, when you wonder why you became a priest. Dougal: Ah, well you know that Jesus is the son of God, and he came down from heaven to save us, and his mother was Mary who was a virgin, and he died on a cross to take away our sins? Some Bishop: Ah yes. Dougal: That's the bit I have trouble with. Dougal: And before you couldn't eat meat on Fridays, now it's ok, what's that about? Dougal: Ted, Ted can we go to the fair, they've got a Spider-Baby. Ted: A spider-baby? Dougal: Yeah it's got the body of a spider and the head of a baby, or is it the body of a baby and the head of a baby? Ted: Dougal are you sure you didn't just dream that. Dougal: No Ted, it's real. Ted: Dougal! Dougal: Hmmm Ted: Remember the diagram? *Holds up a picture of a head with dreams and reality separate* Ted: DOUGAL! Did you press the redbutton??? Dougal: Oh come on now Ted, you told me not to press it, what kind of eejit do you think I am? Ted: DOUGAL!! Dougal: Ah yes Ted, I pressed it. Ted: DOUGAL!!!
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Home Grown by Hicksy
Yeah do it Doogie! hey wait a minute! :confused:
- Hicksy
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Home Grown by Hicksy
He wants me to sing Whatever by Oasis, the one from the MTV live unplugged set featuring Octopuses Garden...meh :confused:
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What's the best concert you've been to?
Coldplay V festival (whole set) :P Tho Radiohead at Earls Court with Hicksy was cool too...cos I knew more of their set (was a coldplay newbie at V)
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Home Grown by Hicksy
he wants me to sing with him :/
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Pictures, webcams, mugshots etc etc etc
Did I post this one i cant remember...
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Hicksy
He's probably talking about the stain in the kitchen sink..we tried bleach, but it didn't work :(
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Gah I'm annoyed!
Lol remember V last year Hicksy, we tried to find Sammie and failed miserably :) I think i saw her walk past us once.
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5 thoughts on your mind right now!
sad depressed lonely pining sleepy :cry:
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Today is the day...
thanks, 1st night alone for ages, i dont want to try to sleep :( need to keep occupied
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Personality Test...amazing!
I don't like coffee, but i like sex...yet it's said the two are interlinked? :huh:
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Today is the day...
we were together for 3 months...and have been together 7 months in total.
- Today is the day...
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Today is the day...
She was with me, and now shes gone home, and i am sad :bigcry: Won't see each other for 6 or 7 weeks...
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let's speak the hicksy language
Some Simonisms (from living with him for 5 years) How long's a game of football again? 80 minutes? (This is after playing and watching football for over 15 years of his life) Was that Paul Ince making that tackle? (A comment during an England game when Stuart Pearce won the ball. Pearce is white, Ince is black, you had to wonder if he'd ever seen an England game before.) The world looks so much different like this (The comment he made after putting the laundry basket on his head and spinning it around) Simon "Doogie?" Me "Yes?" Simon "What's the name of that car company?" Me "Eurocar? Rent a Car? Hertz van rental?" Simon "No the one you call when your car breaks down?" Me "errrr, you mean the AA?" Simon "Yeah that's it!" *bangs head on table wondering how on earth he forgot that* Does the moon usually come this low? (Comment after seeing moon just above a house 4 weeks ago. Had to point out to him of course it did, how did he think it set and rose?) Isn't the capital of Wales Edinburgh? (wtf?!?!?!)
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SIMON!!!
cha ching :) Wanna do my bathroom too? :)
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Pictures, webcams, mugshots etc etc etc
Jessy just said "She's purdy" so see aint just me :P
- SIMON!!!