Bonus_mosher

good thinking there alison! :D those wisecracking bastards! :laugh3: I'm just glad that The oracle (clearly debs) answered me. though conviniently NOT when I asked about coldplaying and if the lads were aware of us and ever visited for feedback, I swear that's the only question I've ever asked, and now I ask a shit one I could get the answer to here and she answers it! :angry: fucking karma

^ :lol: I love Frank Jr. and I love it when he calls the girl chandler. Frank Jr: It's a girl!! CHANDLERS A GIRL! Chandler: I...I can't hear THAT enough.

At first chandler was my favourite, but then as the seasons progressed I started liking Ross more and more, I think it's probably because I'm more nerdy like him. and now When i watch all the older stuff (proud owner of the boxset with all 10 seasons) I'm like "what was I thinking!?... chandler is AWESOME but ROSS IS THE BEST" lol ROSS GELLAR FTW

:stunned: why the fuck are we talking tellitubbies? po was always my favourite. and tinky winky was clearly gay.... he has a handbag and he's straight? OKAY THEN. :rolleyes: :P

hahah! I've never seen that ep, but I love that show. thing is, I never know when it's on. it airs on bbc 2 right?

what are you on about! :stunned: "Walker: Texas Ranger" used to be on Sky One EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. after the simpsons. GREAT STUFF :laugh3: Maybe you're too young :thinking: though I'm only 20! lol

:stunned: ...:bigcry:

send it to ME :wink3:

*ahem* bump.

SOLD! to that man over there with the "my wife's tit's are better than your wife's tits" t-shirt! :P

When Chuck Norris tell you to get naked and fondle Jd, you do it! :P

Bump for the best thread ever.

here are a shit load! I have to warn you, some of these made me cry with laughter just now :lol: enjoy ---- Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck killed that man. Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, toaster oven or a microwave... Because revenge is a dish that's best served cold. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

LMFAO! LKNDOSFJBNSONKL :lol:

Said "fist-chin"

Pj trousers from george (asda, wall*mart) new arsenal home shirt, socks, I ♥ Mich boxers. :stunned:

^ :lol:

Wow, Gwynnie is post-op now? :P

Name: Jamie Nick Name: Jd Favorite Color: Blue Favorite Animal: Dog Favorite Song: Don't Panic - Coldplay Favorite Band: Coldplay Favorite Football Team: Arsenal If you had a kid boy or girl what would you call it: John-Dorian/Jenifer-Dylan :P A place you would like to die: Inside your mum. How you would like to die: See above. How many times you swear a day: Alot How many times do you smile a day: when I'm at work, never. when i'm at home, alot Your coolest hobby: Sitting in the refrigrator, and playing piano.

he wasn't really a "bringer" of Pain... he was a one man roundhouse kick to the face. oh, and he has an extra fist in his chin ;) (if you watch family guy)

haha, my question got answered!! go see now! I just aked it about half an hour ago, so the oracle must just be answering the ones at the top of the pile :D

Agree to disagree :P

actually it can depend on where the bullet penetrates, because the damage caused is ACTUALLY what kills people.

BUMP-A-LICIOUS The Todd is not listening to what turk is saying to him. The Todd (voiceover): Oh man, has he been talking all this time? He needs a high five but what one? 'It's hard being black five?' - 'I'm here for you five'? no, wait -- I'll just take the last word he says and add a five to it! Turk: ...I'm just going through some bad times. The Todd: Bad times five! *they high five* Turk: thanks man, you always know the right thing to say. The Todd: hey! -- I work hard on that!

^ LOL man, that's becoming my catchphrase. :disappointed: