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^ judging from the photos I imagine him trying to casually walk around while every 10 seconds someone's yelling "SELFIEEEEEEEEEE" and lunges themselves at him :I

Alright lol. Sarcasm/Irony/Humor is VERY hard to understand through the internet sometimes :sweatdrop: And HELL YAH I DO, TOO :awesome: Bring it on Chris! If you can collab with that Avicii kiddo you can also make some funky k-pop internet meme based unicorn poop music! :cheesy:

You now what? Your idea sounds actually pretty cool. Here's the interview where we got the information from, so no written text really. I do fear though, the new album title won't be your pretty idea, but indead, "A Head Full Of Dreams" lol [video=youtube;Aq-K93obyE4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq-K93obyE4

Yes.

WTFFF YOOOOOOOOOOO dat's mad shit doe :nod::nod: By the look of your album art, Coldplay's new record will include songs such as: <br>[video=youtube;wZZ7oFKsKzY] [video=youtube;QKWbD97x5xI]

I don't know if you haven't noticed, but his post isn't meant to be taken seriously <__<

Wow, the only reason why I wanted to listen to this song was Chris' voice. What a let-down.

I dread the day when people are gonna find out what brand of underwear he's wearing and speculate the theme of the album based on them.

the font the unicorns the castle tHE FUCKING FONT

YES HAHAHAH Aww I bet he gets all nervous being alone up there on the stage without his bandmates :wacky:

SEWIOUS POST IS SEWIOUS :sad: So, as the OP hasn't post anything at all in response, she's either dead or has spoken to Chris Martin. Or she was just trollin'.

I love how, when he's nervous, he always clicks his tongue after a bunch of words lawl. AND THAT FRIGGN HAT AGAIN :lol::laugh3: He's so awkward and dorky on the edge of cringeworthy... I hope he'll always stay that way :wacky: Yes and its name is "love" :awesome:

I dunno what to think about this so I'll let Jonny think for me

:cheesy: I've been listening to this song for quite some time now, IT'S SO GUD

Sooo... does anyone have a spare pair of ovaries? Mine just exploded AGAIN <iframe style="display: none;" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" id="rufous-sandbox" frameborder="0"></iframe>

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Why do I have the feeling that you're not too far off with that :lol:

I dunno what you did but... SHAME ON YOU

-> Holy frick man that would be harsh! :lol::laugh3:

DaaaAAAAAMMMN THESE VIBES *instant save*

Way to be cryptic °__° Well you could try contacting the Coldplay management via the official website, but not Chris personally. Because if that would be possible, he'd get 464784509467358738 requests a day. And you think it depends on Chris if whatever you're asking him is a matter of live or death? Are you a hostage? Are people going to kill you if you don't get Chris on the line? :worried:

I do have the feeling that Coldplay's official cover art will have absolutely NOTHING in common with its name :wacko: So we'll probably get rather a picture of a green flamingo than anything colourful spurting out of someone's head lol