Batman

:O I NEED THIS SONG

clever :wiseguy:

Midnight. It doesn't have any aggressive drums or an annoying melody, and the lyrics are very effect-laden and don't get bothersome after a while. Also I think it's a very calming song, even after hours of playing it. Imagine you'd play In My Place 50 times in a row, I'd hate Jonny's guitar after some time.

WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS ahahHAAHAHHA the mental images your comment is causing! :lol: I imagine Chris ripping some soaking wet shirts or jeans off and looking for fresh clothes, only to realise they're down the corridor in another room and the rest of the band is like: :lol: but the fan world is a kinky one so that's why I rather live there :awesome:

"Most of us have... seen everything" AND THAT CAST DOWN GLANCE what does it meeeaaannn :wacko:

Thanks a lot gai! :cheesy: The interviewer was extremely cringeworthy, but the answers where nice! And the little break between "Most of us have ... seen everything" when talking about seeing each other naked, and that glance down! I really don't know how to interpret that :wacko:

Hahah oh well, thanks :P

This thread feels like time travel :surprised:

I'm sitting on a pile of almost 40 xylobands, and I give them away for free, and so far, 3 people are interested. lmao

I need to see a video of their banter *__*

mY SIDES

*puts Nina und Xyloband receiver list*

Maybe a little :awesome: But since you're a Charity Donator I may make an exception :wacky: How about you stick with us for a while in here and see how it goes? If not too many people participate you may get one after all!

don't we all :awesome:

It's super easy shopping people's heads onto other bodies. Photoshop is magical like that. Last year I did one fake picture of Chris for fun for a friend of mine, just to show her not to believe everything you see on the internet is real: [ATTACH=full]5007[/ATTACH]

Pfff I don't collect random naked dude pictures! :lol:

See? [ATTACH=full]5005[/ATTACH] also, creepy fangirl knowledge: Chris's shoulders are VERY broad. That's why the fake photo looks wrong.

fake as well. I think I have the original floating around somewere, lemme take a look.

'Sup Coldplayers :awesome: So as some of you might know, I've been attending a few Coldplay concerts (5 in total because ~FAN~) in the past week, yeah I knoW HOLD ON, I'm not here to brag! This time I wanted to take something else than just memories back home with me. I wanted to spread some joy amongst you people. Yeah I know, corny right? So after every Coldplay concert I went around the venue and gathered what people had just carelessly thrown away. And since I was around 5 giant venues with thousands of people attending, I found quite a lot of what I was looking for. I've collected a crap ton of Xylobands, almost 40. People threw these in actual trash bins. I'm not kidding, I found these in trees, on top of fences, in the gutter, hidden somewhere behind walls, some people even threw them into the toilet (those I didn't take with me, don't worry lol). SO, before Jason Regler is gonna kill me, NO, I have not STOLEN THESE. I foUND THEM OUTSIDE LAYING IN THE FREAKING DIRT and nobody gave a shit about them. And that made my fan heart bleed so I stashed them all away before cars drove over them or the like. But now, how ridiculous does this look like? That's a human arm in case anyone cares. yeaah... no, not gonna wear that to the next concert LMAO. I can bash my doors in with that, it's freaking heavy. SO WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY DO WITH THESE?! Sell them on ebay? Nah, to much of a hassle. And I'd feel bad about that since I didn't pay anything for them. Build my very own Xyloband throne!? It's just gonna catch dust anyway... Hang them at the wall! Hell no they're not that pretty Give them to fans who could never attend a concert and really want one for themselves? foR FREE?? :cheesy: I think that's a good idea, what do you say? :awesome: And since I don't want just any person, but an actual fan to get one of these, I want something from you in return! Take a photo of whatever you think makes you deserve to get one Xyloband and post it in here! I'm warning you though, just taking a picture of your 4 Coldplay albums and poster isn't gonna convince me :whip: If you have me and the other participants convinced, you can pick your colour of choice and I'll gladly send it to you (you'd only have to pay 5€ shipping costs for worldwide delivery). GOOD LUCK! :dance:

That's one of my embarrassing Coldplayer skills, having seen thousands (really) of pictures, I can tell which one is fake, and which isn't :wacko:

I seriously wouldn't know what to think about Chris if this wasn't a photomanipulation

"Bitch please, can't you see? Of course I'm fucking fabulous, pSH!"

:| *runs off with an idea for the LOLdplay thread*

You're welcome :nice:

I never said I find babies pretty :laugh3: Little weird wrinkly humans :|