Cobalt

I love living on a large isolated island

Ooh, I like it. Most excellent!

Needs moar luxury. Turn the red thing into a crown!

I bestow upon thee the username of most camomile! Use it well!

Rickety

I like this face

Oh dear. A little bored there?

because people like to whine about how they wish things were perfect and theyre not

nasal

Why make that face? We have both written such filth before!

Please make it a board emoticon, ple-e-eaaaase :'D

There's a reason why there is a vectored version of this image you know. Christ, my eyes burn from the pixels.

TOO MANY NOUNS fast

Catholic Bale

Is Conneticut a state?

Stv fails hard at images

It's already been explained, but you just haven't read - to encourage buyers to buy the local version, which is costlier than buying a cheaper foreign import. EDIT- Oh shat, ninja'd.

I thought iPods have a year warranty. If you have your original receipts you'd be able to take it to an Apple store and get it fixed. But anyway, it's a hardware problem by the sounds of it, which if the above is not true, will cost money to fix.

I'm surprised that most of this doesn't read like female erotica - then again it might be dudes having a laugh.

You are so dumb, you are really dumb, fo' real. Enough of that, it would be silly of them not to.

Now I are playing Sims 3

Death and All His Friends might be one you could easily plonk such a meaning on.

<3

No, it looks like an axolotl.