Everything posted by Cobalt
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Personality Disorder Test
Paranoid 42% Schizoid 38% Schizotypal 58% Antisocial 47% Borderline 66% Histrionic 54% Narcissistic 30% Avoidant 34% Dependent 54% Obsessive-Compulsive 34% The only real differences to the norm are Borderline and Dependant, with a hint of Histrionic, otherwise I got close to or under the average score.
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Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God
Riiiight... well, I hope you have enjoyed being pointed and laughed at for your strange irony.
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Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God
Way to backflip!
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Secret Santa 2010.
A note to those who sent a parcel (bubble envelope mailers etc) I hear that your delay is likely to be due to customs. Customs are apparently checking EVERYTHING coming in in at least USA and Australia, possibly other countries too. Also because with the UK snow delay the posties have incompetently chosen to deal with the mail on top of the pile first. Mail fuckery all around the world!
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Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God
Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack. Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan. Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers). These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed. The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper). After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting". When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies. As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xemu is still alive today.
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The X&Y South East Asia Tour Edtion..
I have the Australian Tour version (well one half... I lost the actual album disc ARGH) Why it was made, er, I'm hazarding a guess at speshul promotion for the tour? Mind you, I found mine in a store in 2007 (year and a half later) and haven't seen any since, so I imagine they're not in print anymore.
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Are you Baptised?
Unnecessary? Drastic, perhaps?
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Are you Baptised?
It wasn't particularly evil... it was to get into a Catholic school. Went through with all the rites including confirmation when I was about 12 but don't really believe so much of it now. :shrug:
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Your Coldplaying History
so ur a 13 lol? Anyway. I hopped aboard the Google Express in search of a Coldplay forum. Alas...
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How can Guy be so cute?
While Guy is quite the looker, I see no reasonings or substance! Only 'yah he is cute hur :goofy:'
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Are you Baptised?
I am an odd one, was baptised when 10ish and didn't really approve of it. Still don't approve of it too much. Should have given me my own choice... meh.
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Gwyneth...
Haven't you realised by now if it's not a blockbuster thing it generally doesn't get released until a long while after the American release
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How can Guy be so cute?
This thread is bad and you should feel bad :bigcry:
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Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God
This is why I consider loud-mouthed Atheists as annoying and obnoxious as overly-preachy Christians. They are almost the same fricken' thing but with different religions.
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Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God
Hur hur HUR!
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Do you use any other fan sites?
...yes... :shifty: all of them are non-music tho, so hah.
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Braddock is fucked and wants to spout bullshit/say something meaningful
Y U NO REVELATION
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Should Offensive Youtube Videos Be Removed?
NEVAR
- haha naked people
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ALL AUSTRALIAN COLDPLAYERS
I hail from your rival city GRMMM :veryangry2:
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FIST PUMPIN' TO COLDPLAY <3
I do not need to experience something to know whether it happened, only evidence, therefore PICS PL0X!
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FIST PUMPIN' TO COLDPLAY <3
then it simply did not happen
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Jay-Z: Coldplay's Chris Martin like a 'brother from another mother'
Brother from another mother, oh noooooo! :lol: Now I can't use that to describe people because it would be lame and gay. I echo coldplayisawesome's sentiments though :wtf:
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FIST PUMPIN' TO COLDPLAY <3
pics or it didn't happen
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How To Dress Like Coldplay (er, Rockstar Look)
I like how most of this advice essentially equates to hipster advice.