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Cobalt

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Everything posted by Cobalt

  1. Disappointment is worse in my eyes, to me that kinda means I've let someone down, which I really dislike doing. So I'd pick anger.
  2. You should get it, it's soooo convenient!
  3. Well, you know, you undress, bend over, give a liiiiiittle tease for her to release the time and lo and behold! She speaks and spits out the time keeper!
  4. THE TRUTH IS MY VAGINA IS A STOPWATCH When vaggy gets excited because Martini stares at me, she starts counting! He looks away and it stops! I check it afterwards! It's like some horrible child's ad gone wrong, that last part there.
  5. THE TRUTH IS MY VAGINA IS A STOPWATCH When vaggy gets excited because Martini stares at me, she starts counting! He looks away and it stops! I check it afterwards! It's like some horrible child's ad gone wrong, that last part there.
  6. What was meant to be just going over to a friends place ended up being a 2-night sleepover! Oops! All updated now though. Groups also getting updated. I'm also thinking of reformatting... instead of having the country in brackets, put a heading of sorts of the country and then people below it. It looks a bit silly the way it is now. Also thinking of adding extra contact details like emails, but not sure whether it's a good idea or not because I know certain spambots trawl forums just looking for emails to grab for spam. And it's sucky when it happens. So maybe. Additionally, I might be going through the entire I Can Haz? list later this year, and PMing everyone about whether they are still needing etc. Those who do not respond or do not need will be removed, making the list a lot cleaner and less messy. Or at least that's the plan.
  7. Cobalt replied to a post in a topic in Coldplay
    Am I a bad person for wanting to silently sn.igger? Sorry. D:
  8. These young ones need to be taught how important privacy settings are! Arghhhh!
  9. Let's fart on her for forcing us to endure RE-RUN after RE-RUN when we're bored in the early afternoon and surf to Channel 10.
  10. You raised the thread from the dead just to say THAT? If I could release gas on will, I would. Actually, this is the internet, where many things are possible. *farts all over you, for your bumping stinks*
  11. I would never have known otherwise
  12. Cobalt replied to MichMoch's topic in Coldplay
    Don't ya mean When Love Takes Over you foo?
  13. Ugh, I've had that before too, except it'll get trapped around my hip/thigh area. Absolutely nasty.
  14. Do you mind not posting articles that take up about three quarters of the freaking page!! It's a bit annoying trying to read people's responses in a thread and their opinions when you've got loooooooooong articles with ridiculous picture amounts that take ages to scroll through. I am sure the dial up people do not appreciate it either. At least shorten them and then give a link so they can read the full story. Thank you sir and good day.
  15. Well it is called WEIRD celebrity crushes, you wouldn't think we suck if it was a NORMAL celebrity crush thread would you? And I've been indulging in Keanu crushing again. Teehee :wacky:
  16. MY EYES ARE SOILED WITH HORROR AND HILARIOUS SIMULTANEOUSLY also i went to a party that was pirate regalia themed so bah better than what you all did!
  17. in this thread people are fulled with aids and cancer also potentially non funnies congratulation... dd
  18. You did? Odd. Maybe you submitted a group request without going here first. But I will update these new requests today.
  19. Beats me, apparently it's relevant to the story. Guess it is.
  20. Wish I had a GIF maker right now. And the other half of Bogus Journey. :shame:
  21. Joan of Ark was totes Noah's wife. :P
  22. Holy shat someone else knows those movies. *air guitar* That one's from Excellent Adventure.

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