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Jayzo

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  1. I thought'd it be "use somebody" :P.
  2. Oooh, my prefuse apologies!! :embarassed:
  3. If he gets a massive phone bill he can quote you on that can he :P.
  4. Well she did, so I'd say her parents definitely know :P.
  5. Yeh the fact he looks like he is just out of nappies himself helps sell the story.
  6. Well remember she asked her dad to ask the British Ambassador to meet Coldplay :laugh4:.
  7. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    The Hardest Part (Satriani version) And the hardest part. Was faking music, not taking part. Was the hardest part. The strangest thing. Coldplay could do no such thing. It was the strangest start. I could feel him go down. Bittersweet I could taste in my mouth. Silver lining the cloud. Oooooh and I....... I wish I could work him out? *Jonny guitar solo because he plays it better than that fuckwad* And the easiest part. Was taking him, and tearing him apart. He really broke my heart. Oh. And he tried to sing. But he couldn't think of anything. That was the hardest part, oh, (for him). I could feel him go down. It left the sweetest taste in my mouth. The silver lining the cloud. Is that he.... Is that he..... Will never be as musically proud. I wonder what he's all about? Oooh Everything he thinks, is, wrong Everything we are, it just means we've won. Everythings not torn apart. That'd be the hardest part. Thats the hardes part. Yeh thats the hardest part. Thats the hardest part. *do do do do do* *do do do do do* Ooooh
  8. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    :stunned: :stunned: That was totally fucking brilliant :lol: :laugh4:.
  9. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    Hehehe, nice one Corkus!!! :D You are part of the human race. You are just a totaly waste of space. Part of the system, the damned. All this space your takinggg up. All your music is making me puke. Your so shit I wanna spit on your plan.
  10. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    Priests clutched onto bibles..... And road out to fit their rifles.... And they fucked Satriani over by slapping him.... The end....
  11. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    Theres a Cold(play) war coming.... On the radio I heard..... Baby its a violent world.....
  12. Theres a wild wind blowing..... All the headlights are glowing..... In Oxford Street its snowing..... And the rivers are flowing.....
  13. Now, now, no need for violence!! We are all friends here. Except that Rae, apparently :lol:.
  14. No I don't that just your excuse to do it more :laugh4:.
  15. I bet you missed me Nick :P.
  16. Well you know I love it :shy:.
  17. I am super exctied right now for no reason. WOOO :dance:.
  18. But it was easy for you to pull of a 45 year old woman.
  19. WOOHOO!! Bigfoot :dance:. Hey people, I missed the lounge :bigcry:.
  20. Haha, I did Iz. I mean, I know you like doing it but still. No don't be more careful, just wake me up first :P :P.
  21. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLIE!!! :D Would you like a burger, a milkshake, with some guys...
  22. Are you the one breathing on me at night :stunned:.
  23. Iz! Where have you been?? :( :hug:
  24. Wooooo!! Great going Nick :D :D!!

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