JPB

Hi guys. I'm from a planet called Rand McNally in the South Atlantic. We all know Lord Xanzabar trapped a billion Martians in Mount Etna 9 trillion years ago. When it explored, we got the Bothans, first rulers of Earth. Many years later, humans emerged. I believe in our Kryptonian overlords. On Rand McNally, we wear hats on our feet and hamburgers eat people. True story. Tell me otherwise. ----- For theists, atheists and pork chop lovers - lets let this thread DIE. Please. The next person who says something bigotted or incredibly fucking stupid gets kicked in the nuts. If you lack a pair of nuts to get kicked in, please order them off Amazon and a pair will be delivered to your door in 6-8 days. Then re-order your free kicking. END. OF. STROY. Or even "story".

LOL. I know! JD was here yesterday...and he did start this thread...when shall he return? You haven't got him all tied up in a certain "Unit" do ya????:lol:

I'll pick E: Go down to the stereo system in the kitchen, order everyone to evacuate the house and turn the volume to MAX. I, personally, wouldn't listen to it for the first time in the car cos I'm not that good at driving and could cause an accident by being too ingrossed in the music. That's me being responsible:smug:;)

And where did you get these knives, hmmm? That must've been fun at Thanksgiving, with 50 guests in the house and 50 knives stuck to a plank of wood propped up against the shed. Well, on the brightside, at least you're never stuck for a Halloween costume;) Thanks for sharing that with us, I'll know never to pick a knife fight with you! EDIT: I'm here, James!

Yeah I hate those too. And when you ask, "Well have you listened to all of their to be able to make an informed opinion?" That's what I ask and they mumble something back. I fuckin owned 'em. They never say that to me now. And all it took was that lil sentence. Its a winner. :)

"Observant" not "obsessive" freaks;)

Then its all cool man:cool:

Really? You've never had monkey brain stew? Then you should go to a restaurant I once visited in Scotland. They called it "haggis" (yeah, like that's a real dish:rolleyes::P) but I distinctly tasted "monkey" and "brains"...and if you're wondering where they got the ingredients, the waiter kept on stealing the complementary bananas off our table...:thinking: :D Aliens? In a movie produced by the guy who did all those really successful movies set in space? Get outta town!

Ah. I see. Touche. In that case, please don't let me stop you joining Chris onstage so!!:lol: You ARE talking bout yourself right? :P EDIT: And I believe the most important thing to take away from those photos is that the guys aren't wearing the costumes in public. Thank God! :lol:

BOBBY DYLAN!!!! I included O'Reilly in the same category as Stewart and Colbert! Do you think I take him all that SERIOUSLY??!!:rolleyes: Dude, c'mon man! The blow up on his old show, Inside Edition was HILARIOUS. "Play us out....? FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE" etc aw man please please please please please please pretty please read all that I write. I get a completely balanced view of what happens in America every day. Which I'm sure you get of my country when you watch Darby O'Gill & The Little People or, hell I don't know, Leprechaun Killers V: This Shit's Awful...I don't know, but please don't........................wait, I've lost my place, what the hell was I saying?:dozey:

In truth Delacrieux (sp?) was a MAJOR Coldplay fan - even in 1848 (or so) France:P

Lol. We have different standards!

Unlike the Nazis getting the Ark of the Covenant, monkey brain stew and a knight guarding the Holy Grail for two millenia. Yep, the last three were totally realistic too!!:lol:

Weird in a cool way though;) At least Jar Jar wasn't in it!:laugh3: "Yowza Indy, what's happenin'?" Indy: "First Commies, then my son, now this? Screw this!" Indy does what every Star Wars fan dreams of: he shot that Gungan dead :P

Lol you're more JD than Braff is!!

"Even remotely" - in my book that means "SUPER FREAKIN HOT!!" "Very attractive" - I'm dead. Heaven! Wait, St Pete, I had my name down, honest!

I'm sure Chris will be peakin his mountain when he meets 'em. OOps, said that in the wrong thread!:laugh3:

Excellent. You have great taste in music and film. Congrats!:D

Its simple: "We wanna ge the guys n' chicks audience - CP for the women and thinking guys, PCD for thiking and every other guys who like shapely chicks who sing to backing tracks. Its a done deal." And Chris and PCD? Well he may be married but he's still a guy lol

Papa Bear sure is one of the most interesting (and divisive) commentators in the USA at the mo at least to me, an outsider. Between him, Hannity, Brian Williams, Jon Stewart and Colbert (for total balance) I find out what's happening in that land I love, America. Plus O'Reilly, Hannity and Colbert are all Irish-American guys so that counts for something:laugh3:

Midas touch? That contagious?;)

Dude, I deserve a bake sale in my honor:lol:

Oui:)

"Concept"? Wait til its "reality":lol:

Rolling Stones is entirely written by Bill O'Reilly and he lost a thumb war to Cavuto. Hence the article.:)