JPB

Looking for one, are we, hmmmm?:smug:

Nothing at all.............................................................................................. ......................except for, y'know, t-shirts and combats.............................. ...................................................................................................................

SSSQQQQUUUUUEEEEE!!! I just love shouting out in public things of which I don't understand in the slightest. At first I though the thread was called "SSSQQQEEEAAAALLLLLL" but no...:dozey:

Hey dude, that green outfit was EXPENSIVE alright?:smug: They're not "four-leaf clovers" - there's no such thing! (I think) They're called "shamrocks" man. And I am a Jedi so there.:P Just, when you mug people in future, please pretty please, don't wear a kilt...:laugh3: "Officer, officer, I was just mugged by a freakin haggis-lovin crossdresser!!"

Hey guys look, its Liam Gallagher!! Either that, or its just some random asshole. I can never tell. :P

I'm sticking to my guns and saying I'm part of the LP5/LP6 army...in which Chris sings/raps in Russian over screeching Koala bears. Classic.

I'm sorry but what are you talking about? The last song to be released was LIJ acoustic? I think I would know if any new songs had been released, after all, its been so quiet on the forum today...:P

bankrupt??? so you were the one who stole all my money! grrr:veryangry: i shoulda known when i heard the guy say "ach aye i loves me some haggis!!" :P:laugh3:

could be b-sides... if they say they're holding them for the next album thats not a good sign cos these guys are terrible for saying "we'll keep it for the next one" and then a few months later they say, "we've gone in a different direction, we don't really think they were all that great anyway!" aaaggghhhh!!! i want more coldplay songs now!!! i am sooooo greedy today!:D:laugh3:

James James James I am shocked and appalled. Download now lad! Or you're not getting back into the pub:P:P

*BUMP* Don't have a clue myself but I'm sure this thread will get VERY busy as soon as everyones listened to the album three trillion times lol

Hey there gabby and welcome!! @JD - I'll always be around...mwahahahaha:P

Sorry James, I was literally like, "Oh, might turn on the comp, see if anyones in the lounge..." Then on the Coldplaying bar it says 36 new posts and I was like "Jesus - - - it LEAKED!!!!!!!" Oh man I seriously thought I was gonna get a seizure! LOL

Crap double post my bad

JESUS H. CHRIST! The ONE FREAKIN DAY I DON'T COME ON THIS SITE AND LOOK WHAT $££^"£%^"£%^"£% HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I feel like I'm late to the party. But anyway. ALBUM IS FREAKIN AMAZING!!!!!!! Now I'll shut up! But still I feel k

Dammit, I gotta run, but this thread is awesome, can't wait to find out what happens! Til tomorrow fellow stalkers/would-be stalkers/truly stalkery stalkers (we come in many flavours) :D Good hunting (I guess):P

Jizo, you're right, you and JD need a realtime Google Earth to fully stalk CP. The current one isn't good enough! If you came up with a realtime one you'd have quite the market of stalkers you could pander to :lol: JD - - Stalker, loyal Perv Unit threader, Big Brother star, knows Natalie Portman - - never a dull moment in your life dude!!

*Fingers crossed* it can

GOOGLE EARTH: THE PERFECT AID FOR STALKING IN THE 21ST CENTURY DOWNLOAD - NOW!!

The Perv Unit thread had me all perved out. I know I know its shameful - but true. All the pics of Jonnys ass and Chris makin sex faces is just toooooo much for any heterosexual guy to deal with!! I was too confused!! *Runs and cries* :laugh3:

Yes. Just how much info did our grandfathers think we were ready for at the tender age of 2?!

It could be a mistake or a typo *fingers crossed for 6 minutes+*

I've got your in my crosshairs...taking the shot.....KAPOW!! Jpw48 won't be joining us for some time mwahahahahahaahhaaha:P

Don't piss off the guy with the bullwhip dude:dozey: :laugh3:

Oh yeah?:angry: I'm a team of ONE. Well, I found the Ark of the Covenant, Shankara Stones, The Holy Grail, Crystal Skulls and a freaking alien spaceship. Beat that! :P:P:laugh3: