Glossal Fragster

They are non-existent :smug:

None of them. This is just one of your many fantasies you sexual swine!

Well i've just written a comedy sketch thing which will hopefully be used in my college course. I've also got the task of adapting the story of "little red riding hood". It's proper hard and confusing because of what we can change and what we can't. Our tutor didn't expalin it properly and all that. Has to be done by tuesday though so i'll get busy on it tomorrow.

Is this a way to feed the sexual part of your mind simon?. Just changing the names to members in coldplay...I know what you're up too!

How're my fellow writers then? :D

How abouta video of the coldplay puppets from the LIT2 video saying "Thank you for the postcards! We love you all. I'm off to find out how we're talking. I mean, we're puppets!"

Hello! This is a thread for one of my favourite comedians. I've just got tickets for his next stand up tour so ROCK ON! :guitarist: He improvises alot, if not most of his shows. I find him very funny, but I don't think he's everyone's humour (No one is really.) Here are some clips of the image kind! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPIfwCOkrqE]YouTube - Ross Noble - Live At The Apollo (Part 1/4)[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxVec_zCC80]YouTube - Ross Noble - Never put a blanket over an owl[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtVG0BxsJpk]YouTube - Ross Noble Muffins[/ame]

YES! all, like, THAT! :wreck:

It was on my way to college and I ripped my jeans and everything. I had to spend the day with my mucked up jeans. Their were alot of people behind me when it happened aswell so someone must of saw (even though I wasn't down for long. I leaped up like a panther) I wanted to go up to them and say "Did you see that?" "See what?" "Me falling over, ripping my jeans and making a twat of myself? no? okay then!"

I like looking at it and saying "Oh look! It's snowing!" but I'm not a fan of the cold-ness and icy-ness, especially since I slipped right over the other day :lol: I now HATTTTTE! snow & ice. The swines!

Here is the link to Muse's twitter for people who don't know it. http://twitter.com/musewire Just click on the twitpic links for new pics (at least I think they're new. Sorry if they've been posted already) I would embed the pics but as the poster above done, I don't think it works for some reason.

He'd like a sense of humour *badoom tsch!*

Sounds good! Gonna listen to the new edit now :D

well i'm gonna take your quote, and agree that I was rather late :(

Yo sarah! :cool: I never knew you met fran! cool :D How're you?

Woohoo! :D I'm alright thanks. You partying with your parents then?

Hey Julie! How're you? :D

*Runs out of this western Keane based nightmare*

Bit of a mistake their maybe? unless you're looking at your computer upside down.

....Good point. Young man is fine by me then. How're you Nathan?

*Runs into thread* I think Keane are pants. *Runs out of thread but returns* Like proper pants. Not boxer short pants. *Runs away from the bullies*

Yeah it does. Elderly boy seems more original though. I dunno Anyway, everyone alright?

"re" means regarding. so Debs said "p.s. nothing else to tell you regarding postcards. hang in there"

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPsY_nhTtxg]YouTube - Baked potatoes - Shooting Stars - BBC comedy[/ame]

"What makes you think she is a witch? She turned me into a newt! A newt? ....I got better". Classic!