Empily

I'm sorry for your loss :disappointed: I can't imagine what you are going through right now Stay strong :heart:

I cannot eat bread after it's expiration date :sick: My mum tries to get around this by taking the little "best before "tag off :snobby: Therefore I don't really eat bread unless I've brought it myself :p Or if you can bend the slice without it breaking in two.

Inb4 LOL ANONYMOUS IS ANONYMOUS

Who's Anonymous? :surprised: I joined 11/10/08 :charming: page 1182 :charming: Not that I'm sad enough to flick through those dates to find my name :blank:

A black guy, a white guy, and a hispanic guy are sitting on a bench in the park. They ignore each other due to cultural differences.

Awww man I'm feeling really annoyed because this job I've been after have told me that they don't have any open positions which is bullcrap because my friend works there and she says they are majorly understaffed :( so in other words I must have fucked up the interview :awesome: ohhh goddd :disappointed: That was blunt :blank:

OMG Nick, don't get raped :blank: Crusty is mean :disappointed:

Oh shut the fuck up you attention seeking whore :bomb:

Who is Black dog? :surprised:

For some reason I mistook you for Kelsie :awesome: Must be the avatar change :lol: HI NICK

These make me chuckle :lol:

All Emily's I have met have been really nice people :p There is a theory that all Emma's are evil Not quite sure where that theory is from :awesome: But in my life this theory is true :mellow:

He likes to be rodded? :anxious: He likes rodding? dont quite know what I'm getting at here

Eat seeds :wacky:

No I'm not. I think your lack of understanding of English might be letting you down again. I said I don't care if you slag off Coldplay. That's true. I've also said that non-Coldplay fans should use their common sense and realise that signing up to a board for Coldplay fans just to bash the band (or its fangirls) is rather pathetic, ultimately a form of trolling, and likely to stir up a hornets' nest. That should be pretty obvious to anyone.:dozey: I just wanted to italicize more words in Marks' post for the lulz.

I like Coldplay but to say that people who don't like them aren't allowed here is just insane :wtf: It makes a nice change for the lounge to be somewhere where Coldplay isn't mentioned every 5 minutes :wacky:

I've had pretty much okay vision so far in my life but it's only recently I've noticed its a bit blurry when trying to read things far in the distance. I don't think I'm at the stage where I need glasses yet though. However if it deteriorates further I guess I will need them :disappointed:

Ok that's nice Mark Now go express your opinion elsewhere instead of trying to put the same point across but worded differently It gets boring

My boyfriend has way too many fetishes Nothing is strange anymore :blank: I was thinking this :anxious: What if it got stuck? :awesome: Ice gets sticky when it's just come out the freezer. DERP

Ropes and leather isn't strange :blank:

tl;dr

*you're

I'm too manly for pain.