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a blonde is waiting in the doctor office when the doctor comes in he says"Congrats, your pregnant" the blonde replies with a gasp and says"Are you sure its mine?!" a brunette walks into a doctors office and says to the doctor "Everywhere i touch it hurts" she touches her knee "OW" she touches her arm "OW" the doctor asks her "Youre really blonde, arent you?" she replies "Yea...why?" "Youre finger is broken" a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops they see a ally and run in only to find a dead end and a pile of dogs, a pile of a cats, and a pile of lizards. the redhead hops into the cats, the brunette hops into the dogs, and the blonde hops into the lizards. the cops saw them run into the ally so they follow. one of them goes to the dogs "maybe theyre in here" the brunette said"woof woof" and the cops walked over to the cats "maybe theyre in here" the redhead said"meow meow" and the cops walk over to the lizards "maybe theyre in here" the blonde pauses then, using her quick thinking says"lizard lizard" ... :rolleyes:

i scream alot, over stupid things haha i screamed when i saw DAVE GROHL and CHRIS MARTIN chilling in a picture from YEARS ago, but i was glad dave grohl isnt an ass like corey taylor:( :rolleyes:

oh. well whaterever day it was, im sure it was great

im not sure, did jimmy page visit both shows? if not, it was the one that he visited. it may have been the first, he said that it was the first time they played long road to ruin in london....i think

thanks dejan, buti have the dvd:P i was just wondering if anyone was actually THERE, at the concert. they did great(on the dvd) i hope they go back on tour soon! it seems it would be amazing to see them live

i bought the cd, it seemed like it wouldve been GREAT to be there, absolutly stunning performance AND JIMMY PAGE! gaw, its soooo cute how excited they got!!! if you went, do you have any pictures or videos?

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your so right:P i LOVE being short...well, 5 feet 4 inches:D i confess that im a math nerd, i tought myself how to convert mearsuring systems:lol:

...:shocked2: this is a surprise:stunned: you know, your name REALLY fits you i believe i have apologized to you for being rude more than once, and i now realize it has not made one difference in your attitude towards me. i take back, not every word i said, but every apology i have made. your games are stupid and childish, and i apologize too much. i can go on and on...

no incubus?

no, once again....I NEDD BASS(or drums) LESSONS!!! did anyone here see the foo fighters at wembley stadium?

i need to learn how to play bass! and drums:\ my (guy) friends think id look ridiculous on drums since im a girl...piece of shit sexist...i think not:smug: but, i do have a drummer friend, but hes in canada. sorry i gave you worthless comments, mate

no hmm..i doubt it, but coldplay? :rolleyes:

yea, but, personally, i think its harder if they seriously like you. i have a friend and we exchange silly love notes:rolleyes::laugh3:

i feel so honoured to be here, in america, for this history. sure, school sure is not washington d.c., but australia sure is far away. but now i realize that it doesnt really make a difference for this event. by reading this thread, i realize that, far or close, the world, in its own way, united for this event.

overdrive-foo fighters

no.... do you know how to play bass guitar(i need lessons, my teacher bailed out!!)

oooh! im loved! what an honour:blush: just kidding, but EVERYONE loves coldplay, one of my mates loves metal(like megadeath and slipknot)but when a coldplay song came on the radio, he laughed and unsucssesfully tried to change the channel, but later he was humming with the tune and bobbing his head...so HA! alot of people just wont admit because thier world revolves around the media and its thier law so when a movie like the 40-year-old virgin comes out......

this was a waste...i could imagine since chris martin is a songwriter and all it has some sort of deeper meaning, perhaps "apple of my eye" think of it that way, its kinda cute but speaker? what, "speaker of my pointless views inspired by scenes from movies"? "Bob Wire Has a Point (It's Under His Cowboy Hat)" also very stupid might i point out. i posted that on the site by the way...

i just realized that i like apoctalypto:) wull, at least that one screwed up song, i dont care...or at least i think thats the title.....

Name: Raven Nick Name : Rave:laugh3:, Rae-Rae, Rae, Ravinator, Raemister, Ravonio Favourite colour : Green, Orange, Red Favourite animal : wombat:) Favourite song : i cant choose! beautiful world-coldplay or smells like teenspirit-nirvana or deeper the blue, the more the black-foo fighters Favourite Band: coldplay, foo fighters, nirvana Favouirite football team (world cup): im not really into football, but i once saw england play If you had a kid boy or girl what would you call it: probally something hippyish-boy: indigo , girl: paradise or glory(which would be kind of inherited from my great grandmother gloria) A place you would like to die: at home, perth How would you like to die : id rather not think about it, but i dont want to die in pain How many times do you sware a day : im not too bad, kind of average How many times do u smile a day : i just smiled:laugh3: im always laughing, at everything Your coolest hobby : i sing, draw, dance, and im learning to play bass and drums:P and i write lyrics, but i still have to learn to write music

Quebec...thats a country, right...?

i have all of the foo fighters' albums on my mp3 player, i went through it TWICE yesterday:shocked2: have you ever had a song dedicated to you:blush:?

yeah, but cold.....play! thats how you know your a mad coldplay fan:rolleyes:

:( maybe if you eased off the insults and negativity just a tad, ill be your "real life"...internet...friend!:D i went through a tough time myself. this may sound ridiculous to some people, but i learned a lesson of hope. and i became i coldplay fan:P. im usually laid back, or completely insane. so, i dont know why but a half year after heath ledger died, i became a fan(i saw the dark knight) and realized exactly who he was. when i metioned this to my mum("lets go to hollywood to see if we can spot heath ledger at the sundance film festival. or maybe he'll come home!")she told me that it was him who had died earlier this year. i still dont know why it hit me so hard. maybe it was just because of his age, or did i become such a diehard fan in a matter of weeks? at first i was just REALLY sad, but it got worse. it was my mates and family who made me kind of start to shut down. a was talking to a mate and she said(this part is TERRIBLE) that she would leave my number at his grave so we could have phonesex. i kind of shut her out of my life, and she got mad at me. then my boyfriend at the time was always joking how i liked a drug attic more than him. that really didnt help. when i walked down my street, kids hissed "january 22nd" just as a terrible joke. and my mum and dad and all the rest of my family just took it as a joke. and then i spent half of my time in my room, i couldny cry anymore because my tear glands shrivleled. i really didnt even like heath ledger's movies alot, but in my head, i forced myself to believe that all of this year's deaths were my fault. my aunt died sometime in october, my mate's cousin died, a kid at my school died, my boyfriend's cat died. i accounted everything, everyone. i also noticed that kurt cobain had died two years after i was born. i even went on through this terrible stage after i got over heath ledger. when i went on walks and stared at the cars flying by, i thought about whether or not heaven existed, i was alreadly in hell. but one day i went to the theatre to see the dark knight, again. it was all a daze, i was so destressed and the movie reminded me of the better times, when it was just getting worse. but one person, my own good samaratin, came up to me. an old mate of mine, one who abandoned me at the dawn of this stage was loudly joking about how dead i looked and how i was falling off of this planet. but this stranger asked me what was wrong. we befriended eachother quickly, and one day, as a fantastic, possibly life saving joke, he gave me a cd that was labeled "cure to cancer and depression". i listened to it, and you could guess whos voice reminded me of happy times, or maybe even created for me happy times. so, i actually learned from one of my experiences:rolleyes:. i now have hope, in everything. hope cant really decribe what changed my life, but it can be multiplied enough to match up to it. i kind of expect what is coming next thursday(i still wince at his death day, jan 22)the memories of that time period saddens me. how could i go through something that terrible and come out? but this time i know that maybe even if its a stranger out of a crowd, some one will help me.