mrs. chris martin

lmfao, i don't even date!

?????????????????????????????????? i'm really lost

that's impossible! if you touch my milkshake, i have to KEEL you!

i watched it & it would be funnier if the mexican girl wasn't smiling like we all know they were joking

you're in istanbul??!! that's so awesome! i'm going this summer business or pleasure?!

i just saw "a cinderella story" like last week, so now i ask this to everyone: if given the choice b/w a rice cake or a big mac, what would you eat?

oh, apparently i fourth it

agreed, i third the "do you have a crush?" thread

hellllllllsssssssss yeah!! then my boyfriend sneaks in the house and we..................... :laugh3:

well, i guess 6 am would technically be sunday morning

i stay up til about 6 am on saturday nights staying home, up on coldplaying, & doing other various things i'm not allowed to do when everyone is awake

i never have the patience & bite it after the first couple licks

do you know when they're announcing who won the ipod touch? or did they already announce that?

whoa, that is so ironic and crazy

exactly, it's ridiculous what some peta ppl believe. see, that was something called "SARCASM" :shocked2:

kill human beings to protect the animals!

so my friend & i were walking into class today & for some reason everyone was dead silent, & i was like, "i gotta go, i'm gonna snap your bra." so i snapped it, then she started cracking up & everyone was like "shut up" & i was like "why are you all like this?" then i saw my principal staring at me

my point is that you should enjoy the brief time we have here on earth & don't waste your time worrying about stupid things that you can't change. life is way too short, live w/ no regrets. plan like you'll live forever, live like you'll die tomorrow

i'm sure that whole holocaust thing makes skinheads seem like angels

EXACTLY!! that's what i was trying to explain to ppl!

when i was 3 i ate a worm. and some dirt. and grass. and my hair.

so, jd, how you gonna fix the lack of nudity problem? :inquisitive:

according to the whole "the world will end in 2012" mumbo jumbo, apparently i'm going to die on my 18th birthday :uhoh:

you know, i think you made the fake user yourself then claimed you have an imposter just to get more attention :lipsrsealed2:

simple solution: pour it in a bigger cup/mug & pour more coffee in it to balance it out