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Valleyboy

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  1. haha yea, that would make sense. But you know, kids cost a lot of money. you have to pay for their food, school, christmas presents and stuff. So that's a good reason to hate em. But at least you can use kids as personal slaves when they're like, 8 or 9 years old.
  2. haha it'd spice up the thread cos the 3 kalter fans would reply back and try to make me look stupid quoting something i said on my previous posts, and then i'd have to argue with em, and the forums would come back to normal. and yea, you're right, i'll probably stop stalking girls so i don't end up with a broken heart again :idea2: and oh, thanks for the nice words jo, you're definitely one of the smart/cool girls :cool:
  3. haha Maybe that's cos i really hate kids? Like, why would anyone want to have kids anyway? :idea2:
  4. haha kalter having the girls? what girls? all he could possibly get is letters since this is a forum, right? But yea, the kalter comment was just a random comment to spice up the thread. The thing is that today I noticed that being nice doesn't work with girls so i thought a good hate thread would be a cool way to cheer me up. Of course not all the girls are stupid though, like, lotta, mimi, michelle, julia, ali.. they're awesome.
  5. I'm good at pissing people off, i think
  6. I'm so glad we don't celebrate halloween here. All the lil kids fucking around with their lil costumes annoy the hell out of me.
  7. I was trying to be nice, and all i got was a "sorry, i have a bf" Awesome, so we learned something new today You treat girls like queens and they stab you in the eye when they have a chance You have a car, you treat em like shit, and you get a bj. You do the school project for em and get a "cool, thx" You beat em and you get a "OMG, thx master! need some coffee and sex?" Okay, thom is back, so let's get back to business. why are girls so retarded? Why is mexico such a gay country? Why is spanish such a gay language? Kalter, fook off. anyone else really mad today?
  8. Valleyboy replied to a post in a topic in How We See The World
    haha really funny, indeed
  9. You know, i always wondered that too. I think it really doesn't matter though. Like, i dunno, but whenever i have to play "fast songs" like, the strokes and franz ferdinand kind of songs, i do the down picking thing, but if i have to play some coldplay kind of songs, like gpasuyf, clocks, etc. i go up and down. I think it really doesn't matter, but that's just me. Maybe someone smarter, like ryan or tom p. will be able to give you better answers.
  10. hahaha! that's class, that's what it is :cool:
  11. Thanks for the wise words, reilly, eric, davidg and isdamin :cool: So yea, she didn't go to classes today, just my luck. :rolleyes: And i was freaking late to classes as usual, so i thought i wouldn't have a chance to talk to her, since i'd have to sit in the back of the room. So it was kinda good that she didn't go today, i think. But yea, yesterday i noticed that she always hangs out with this ugly girl (so yea, it's true that hot girls always have an ugly best friend. but anyways..) And I kept uh.. admiring her during classes yesterday, and her ugly friend noticed that, i think. not sure if that's good, but it'd be great if she told her that i'm stalking her friend. So she'd be kinda ready for my moves, i presume. Anyways, my plan is.. Next monday, I'll go to uni early, like, 10 minutes before class starts, then lurk in the shadows and wait till she arrives, so i can talk to her on our way to the classes. It'd be a good way to get to know her, right? And oh, eric, i made my avatar on http://www.southparkstudios.com, there's a section called games. go there and search for "create your own south park character".
  12. Valleyboy replied to staring elf's topic in The Lounge
    haha no doubt, no doubt
  13. Yea, my teacher told me that the book really wasn't supposed to make sense. But there's a limit, you know? Like, after three chapters i started to get really pissed off with the story's lack of sense. And i stopped reading it four days ago, i'll probably restart reading it today. And you're right, i'm pretty sure that i won't like kafka's other books cos i've heard that his books are all alike: a bunch of non-sense stuff. I can see why some people would like his books though, but meh, they just bore me. Now, if we had to read anything by stephen king, I'd be really happy. HE makes some good novels. haha The original joke was But i didn't want to start all the anti-carla arguments again, and have 100 people telling me that i'm an asshole, and then i'd tell em again "geez people, chill out" and there would be more people saying "yea, same shit again thom, fook off" So it probably was wise to not post that.
  14. Thanks for the good advice, jo, tom, kalter, ali, bek. :cool:
  15. Don't tell me you like his books? Wow. "Der Prozess" is the most boring thing I've ever read, it makes no sense, i tell you. 200 pages of bollocks.
  16. haha thanks, i'll probably say something really stupid anyways. oh well. Myabe if i wear my radiohead shirt i'll impress her? like *omg, that boy is so stupid, i hate him.. but wow, he has a cool shirt, i want him bad*
  17. haha Ah, i dunno, counting sheeps got kinda old. And whoa, lucky you, I wish i'd never heard of franz kafka. Like, the only good thing about franz kafka is his name. Like, it would be a great band name if franz ferdinand never registered their name. :idea2: Ah well, i think i'm going to bed now, it was good to see ya again jo, take care, good night. :)
  18. hahaha Yea, totally! Maybe i should write that line on my hand right now so i won' forget to use it tomorrow. :cool:
  19. Ah, cool, cool. I'm pretty good myself, just killing some time before i go to bed. I was watching the olympic games, but they bored the hell out of me, so here i am using my pc. :cool: Maybe i should read this boring uni book so i can get sleepy and go to bed.. but meh, it is WAY too boring. fucking Franz Kafka, here's my advice: If you ever find any Franz Kafka books, burn em. :dozey:
  20. Let's say Mr X has a crush on Mrs Y. They study at the same uni, they're class mates. Mrs Y is a freaking goddess, Mr X is a silly pimp, nothing more. Mr X obviously wants mrs Y, but she doesn't even know his name. What should Mr X do? (Don't answer "Fuck off") Translation= I want you guys to help me with this chick, like, gimme some good stalking moves, pick up lines... Like, what do chicks want to hear nowadays? I don't wanna screw everything this time, so i thought you guys could gimme some good ideas, i dunno, any help would be great.
  21. Haven't seen you for a while, Jo! How's life? :)
  22. Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Lucy in the skyyyyyy with diamonds
  23. *All you need is love*
  24. Whoa noni, that's great news! I had no idea you were going to england. whoa, that's really intense and cool. It looks like you're already there now, eh? wow. Have a great time, noni!
  25. I have a question too. But i'd probably be banned if i posted it.

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