Valleyboy

haha dude, in the school where i studied there was this totally hot lesbian couple. It pissed me off so much. They kept hugging each other even during classes. Waste of hotness, i tell you. I wish i could convert em. But yea, 80% of the lesbians are ugly fucks. Probably that's the reason why they became lesbians: they couldnt find a dude to bang em. ha sounds like a good plan, brian

haha man, gotta hate moths. Especially when you're trying to get some sleep and then you hear a moth flying around, and you try to hide under your pillow so you can rest, and you wait for a few minutes so the moth can leave, and when you check again the moth still is there.

ha, i think it is time to share my ultimate pimp secrets. Thom's secret list of pick up lines -If I was the last man on Earth, I bet you would kiss me in public! -A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" -Are you free tonight or will it cost me? -Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk? -Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours? -You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really nad. -That's amazing! You're eyes are the exact same color as my porsche! -Hey, I'm writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL? -If it started to rain, would you come under my unbrella? -Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. -Hey, I'm in a rock band! -How are you? ["Fine"] Darn right you are. -I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. -See my friend over there? (he waves sheepishly from afar) Well, he wants to know if you think I'm cute! -I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here's your dollar. -Hey, normaly I charge girls when they kiss me, but for you I'll make an exeption. - -Kiss me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before? -Wanna get some pizza and KISS?... No!? you don't like pizza?!! -hey girls, each of you pick a number between 1 & 100. you win! (kiss the girl who's the hottest and run) -Kiss me if I am wrong, but you want to go out with me, don't you... -I am a magical being, I command you to kiss me. NOW! (stretch your arms out and wiggle your fingers) -Why are you ignoring me? You haven't said a word to me all day! -Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. -Are my undies showing? "No." Would you like them to? -Hey, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease... (To be continued) :cool:

your threads make me sleep :stunned:

the strokes - under control

Oh yea, Legolas owns though. i forgot to say that. That's one point for lotr. :cool:

Hey, I'm Thom. Welcome. have fun posting here. Offtopic but... Are you a hot girl? :wink3: :cool:

Man, no contest here. I luv both series, but star wars kicks lotr's ass. Skywalker vs Baggins winner: skywalker Death Star Vs Gay volcano winner: Death Star X-wings and tie fighters Vs. Gay horses winner: x-wings and tie fighters Stuff that you can buy: Lotr: Boring books SW: cool action figures and videogames haha great point

Richard! :D Man, the last time i saw you online was weeks ago. How are you doing?

haha true. :( ah, at least julia posts here sometimes too. We the Strokes fans are the coolest :cool: ... or maybe we're just horny. :/ haha man, I wish I could do that, but she blocked me. :( She pmed me to have cyber and then blocked me. :angry: ha hahaha Dude, i was addicted to lesbian chat rooms too. haha Man, it's so funny to piss off the lesbians. Check these yahoo logs: lesbian: "Excuse mr. brit, please get out of this chat. It is for lesbians only" thom: "Oh, but i'm a lesbian too" lesbian: "No, you're not. lesbians are girls who like girls" thom: "Oh, i like girls" lesbian: "But you're not a girl, so you cant be a lesbian" thom: "I can be a girl if you want ;)" lesbian: "Get the fuck out of my chat" thom: "no, YOU get out of MY chat. What do you think this is? Some kind of lesbian chat room?" *silence*

Oh, in english. i told her that i was from manchester too see if i could turn her on. haha It was kinda cool cos i didnt know shit about this cyber sex thing and she taught me everything in 3 mins. what a horny chick. What about you, man? Did you have any cyber adventures or maybe some fine chicks pics? And gah, damn, i gotta go now cos my family is bugging me. I'll see you later man, take care. cheers.

hahaha man, i hope nut = clit in the girls secret language. ha that would be good. And oh yea, cyber really is lame. i dont think i'm ever gunna do it again. The thought that i may have sex with some black dude undercover someday kinda scares me. And oh yea, here's her pic. I'm pretty sure that it is a fake one though. meh.

lmao pimp juice And oh yea, here's the dirty story that i was going to tell you on msn... Ok, so a few weeks ago i was pretty bored so i joined yahoo messanger to find a random chat room so i could join it and annoy random people, and this girl pmed me and wanted to have cyber, so i thought "whoa, why not? i bet that's gunna be funny". so i asked her what i was supposed to do. And she was like girl: "Oh, say random perv stuff" thom: "like... you're so hot i want to bang you?" girl: "no, like: "my **** is going in and out of your ***** really fast, i want to *** in your *****"" haha that was so insane it all went pretty good, but then, 5 minutes later she said "oh, your good. my nut is beating. i'm masturbating" wait... my nut? isnt's that... your ball? Damn, what if i had cyber with a dude? I feel so... i dunno. that pissed me off. hah

an bhfuil tú go maith, fifi? hah i just pasted what you said and changed the name to sound smart. :blush: :dozey:

Joe's sex thread is waiting for all the bored horny members. :cool:

Arnie is my father :cool:

Radiohead - Pablo honey. That was a few months ago though. I need more albums. :/

Really?? You told me that you luved it when i stuck mine up your ass. liar! :angry: haha jk, jk

Radiohead - Pyramid song. Makes perfect sense and doesnt leave me with the "so what?" feeling. :) lmao

the music - the people

Yea, true. I kinda feel sorry for nikolai though. He looks so left out in stage. Like, all the other members get so much into the song and headbang, but nikolai just stands totally still there. :/ Ah well, who cares? As long as he keeps making catchy awesome bass lines its all good. :cool: Whoa, true! haha And oh, i really like what they wrote about Fab there.

lmao Man, I remember that when i passed out a few weeks ago i was totally afraid of masturbation cos.. well, what if i pass out doing it, and then my parents hear the noise and go check it and see the bizarre scene of a boy who passed out jacking off? Scary thought. Another scary thought that i always had: You know, sometimes you wake up... horny... and you just have to go to the bathroom to get rid of all that pressure. But yea, what if it is like, your birthday.. and your parents decide to wake you, and they like... push you out of the bed and they see your "lil friend" ready for action? Totally scary thought too. hahah Oh, no. (thx god) but i was sooo close a few times though. My friend told me that once his mum found him using the pc, watching porn and uhh.. playing with his body. ha and then she was like "wtf?" and that was the most embarassing day of his life. haha I dunno if that's true though, but it sure is funny... well, it wouldnt be funny if it happened to me, that's for sure. :stunned:

Oh, forget what i said. Your Toxic video comment on that other thread gave me some good ideas. :idea2: hah I'll just leave the mb now, see you guys tomorrow. cheers

hahaha yea. I cant wait to see who the other members will get so i can read the other quiz result thingies. ha, i wanna see what they wrote about fab.

dude, that's soooo true. I luv the first few minutes of the video where she's in the plane teasing the guys. too bad the video doesnt make sense at all. gotta hate that. But oh, who cares, as long as you can get a good view of her ass its all good. And the song isnt bad actually, thats a bonus.