IMightBeWrong

Now this is something that could surely be realised and I am willing to offer my services in whatever way I can to help you live out this magical dream . Just make sure you have a nice Indian beforehand.

I think there was a typo there. Did you mean 12 - 15 years? Otherwise you're running a teeny tiny bit behind schedule. :wacko:

He was a good man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He was quite the sousaphone player. Let us bow our heads in a moment of silence. :shame:

Out of tune Bruno Mars voice: " Cause you're AMAZUNG!! just the way you areeeeee" :wacky: Can't believe I'm referencing Bruno Mars :disappointed:

And we have 'Ghost Stories' so LP8 should be called 'Children's Stories' because they're all having children. It all makes so much sense now. :wacko:

That's an AMAZUNG!! idea! :wacko:

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Woah this really is AMAZUNG!! It has to be one of the most AMAZUNG!! things I have seen today, nay, one of the most AMAZUNG!! things I have seen in my entire life. In fact, it is so AMAZUNG!! that I feel I must have these games right now or else it won't be that AMAZUNG!! because it will have used up all its AMAZUNG!! potential because I will get bored and it will be not so AMAZUNG!!. AMAZUNG!!

Except for the solo show... and the secret solo album, with solo single featuring Han Solo, included in a record contract for a solo album. :surprised:

Yeah I can imagine your fantasy is you, dressed as Batman, repeatedly running over Chris Martin with his own car, singing "and I will tryyyy to fix you". :cheesy:

Way over the top creepy and obsessed Coldplay fangirl: "I wish I could've been there so I could have hurled myself under the car and had Chris kill me with his car so that when he was sent to prison for vehicular manslaughter and causing death by careless driving he could be all sad and cry and write a song about how much he missed me and how I was his greatest fan and then I would be so happy cause I'd be immortalised forever and all the other jealous fangirls would weep and wish they were me." :wacky:

Quick NASTARAN, come back! It only took 6 years for your post to be answered by a fellow countryman.

I'm sure he would love to have the freedom of Exeter, and (if like London) that will mean he can avail of these amazing privileges: .An 'impressive sealed certificate .The right to drive sheep and cattle through the city .The right to a silken rope, if hanged .The right to carry a (his) naked sword in public .The right to be sent home in a taxi and not arrested if found bladdered out of his head Pretty nifty prizes I reckons :wacky:

It couldn't possibly be any worse than Avicii's collaboration with Santana and Wyclef Jean: [video=youtube;GIZCNDTDEi4]

Well it's possible that Chris is using this solo concert to test the waters for an eventual break with the band. After all, the guys didn't take too kindly to his suggestion that their next album have a soft reggae, cardiac bass riddem flavour to it, and his appreciation of that particular genre is well documented on Youtube. I fear for the future. :worried: [video=youtube;hDKhzm3rD8E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDKhzm3rD8E

I got chased by a homeless man in Berlin once. I don't think he was a Nazi, he might have been a cannibal, he was definitely crazy, I didn't understand him but I don't think he liked people looking at his money cup. :wacko:

Yeah there was no malice in the comment, but I PM'd you anyways. :wacky:

But not that deep that we feel the needs to bang a few nails through it, or have a woman in high heels stand on it, like some of our more err, different male counterparts on the internet.

Gaza and its people burn to the ground, Russian separatists shoot down a plane killing nearly 200 and then impede the return of the dead and THIS is giving you unpleasant thoughts? "Chris Martin from Coldplay will play a private show in New York City for 200 of his closest friends and fans" Shouldn't that read: for 198 of his record company executives closest friends and two 'fans' who only went because they couldn't sell the tickets on ebay and who only rang the number to request Journey's 'Don't Stop Believing'.

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I'll give you £10 for it. 'Haifa582: From Rags To Woodwork - The Untold Story' I'll make you a star baby! :charming:

:surprised: Why thank you! With the place so quiet it needs all the crazy it can get! :wacko:

Despite Ireland being full of crazy people I have never seen that particular expression of craziness. I must try it sometime though, it sounds fun. I'm sure you have it down to a fine art! :awesome:

:disappointed: I was just trying to bring some colour and creativity to the Lounge.

Indeed. Well I suppose that would depend on several variables. One would be on the size of the guy. Like a morbidly obese guy would have a large gut, which would then naturally spill down towards the crotch area, thus suffocating and increasing the heat and sweatiness within the ball region and would thus require a large amount of space on a seat in order to regulate or 'air out' the balls in an attempt to stop it overheating. Juxtapose this with a skinny guy who may need relatively less space for his balls on a seat because he will not need to regulate the temperature of the groin. Next is mother nature. Fact is, some guys are just born with humongous Diplodocus-sized testicles, which if we look at evolution theory, may give them some kind of survival advantage over the rest of us. But with great balls comes great responsibility. To ensure the future of the human race, these guys also need temperature regulation, as well as avoiding the awful feeling of having your balls sticking to your leg, like some chameleon tongue latching onto your leg as though it were reeling in its prey. Along with this, the age of a guy will also have a bearing on the space that is needed. When young, the balls are fine, firm and proud. When entering old age, the balls are most likely to slack, sloop and fall victim to gravity. You may often wonder when you see old men constantly adjust and pull up their trousers. This is widely known to be a defence mechanism to stop their testicles from making a break out of their trouser leg. Of course medical technology is slowly but surely working its way towards finding a cure for this curse, but like everything else this will take time. Older men will need extra leg room as they learn to come to terms with their situation, so always remember to give them your seat on the bus. Again in this category, should the male be sporting a boner/woody/stiffie/captain fishbone then the chances of him needing extra leg and ball space are high, in order to tackle the swelling before him. As most remedies to alleviating this ailment are illegal on public transportation, the male will need to assume a position that will allow nature to take his excitement from him and provide his balls with the necessary breathing space with which to allow everything to go back to normal. Next there is the social dimension. In some peer groups, as well as the many mysterious tribes dotted around the world, there is an inherent manliness attached to having large cojones. For an example of this in action, please refer to the South Park episode: 'Medicinal Fried Chicken' whereby Randy obtains a higher social standing (as well as increased sex appeal) because he has gigantic balls. In relation to what I am explaining, sometimes guys may pretend they need more space than they actually do because they see this as extending a non-verbal signal of male dominance and superiority over their audience. If they are sitting with a woman, they may use it to indicate that they are clearly a fine male specimen and that mating with them will result in many healthy, attractive, big-balled children. It becomes a part of the courtship ritual. If they are sitting with another man, this may be a way of asserting dominance or establishing themselves as the alpha male. The weather and the time of year will also have a bearing. Hot, stuffy summers- WATCH OUT! Rain, sleet and snow - WATCH OUT! Wind, cloud and everything else - WATCH OUT! All times where ball space will have to be optimised to the max in order to combat wear and tear.