IMightBeWrong

Oompa Loompa's were traditionally African pygmies. Not midgets.

Vaseline...the best lube is the one girls produce themselves.

Midgets.

There's no misunderstanding what you've said. You do what you do best, you twist and manipulate words and sentences when you have nothing to defend yourself with. Nope, I think you've been 'trolling' the board with your eyes closed because i've seen ALOT of people who think you're an absolute idiot.

As a matter of fact I do have another half. :smug: I'd be concerned if any woman ever found you even remotely attractive. You certainly don't have any half-way likeable personality that's for sure. :laugh3:

He's all ready to go, he's just going to sit on the top of his house with a megaphone yelling 'THE END IS NIGH' for awhile first. I just looked out my window there now and there are hordes of hooded teenagers blowing people up with RPG's and single mothers giving their babies heroin. OHH THE HUMANITY!!!

That was such a poor and pathetic response. Someone i've spoken to quite regularly is Pickles. Does that make her an idiot and a troll? Maybe you could tell her that? Plenty of people on here think you're a total arse. You're too stubborn, ignorant and retarded to see that. I don't see anyone on this forum that repects your opinions or your dispicable personality.

Well in a good relationship, your other half IS your boy/girlfriend AND your best friend (or at least one of them). They're usually the person you spend the most time with. If the person you're going out with isn't one of your best friends then i'd be a bit concerned.

Grease up your dick and go wild! :D

No, I was obviously joking. Foreplay is a fucking blast, the whole thing is fucking awesomeeeeeeeeeee. :laugh3:

Seriously though, if I could take some sort of male pill or something which would actually level the whole playing field in terms of responsible and long-term contraception (that wasn't getting the snip because i'd like to have children eventually) then i'd be all for it. Oh and I almost forgot......BIG HAIRY DICK.

Yeah but men have to go through the whole foreplay thing. Wasting much energy in the process. Pregnancy and abortions are nothing in comparison.

Anarchy and the breakdown of law and order. GOD HELP US ALL.

But......not in real life.....:cry:

I'm watching Will-E...the slightly more risque version. :D

Give up Coldplay for Lent!?!?!?!?!? You might as well give up LIFE for Lent!!!!!!!!

Yes, it's the celebration of the patron Saint of Ireland, St. Patrick. An alcoholic.

I've had a few condoms split in my time. I just kept going anyways. Yes I know i'm a decent guy.

No, now go die. Thanks. :)

People who shit the bed. I mean, c'mon, at least wipe your arse with some toilet roll instead of the bedsheets.

A National day of drinking until you puke. Oh and waving miniature Irish flags.

Yes. Do your own thing!

'Bruises' by Chairlift. 'Lower your eyelides to die with the sun' by M83. I'm such a soppy ****. :D

Well, Jay-Z is pretty scary, luckily, i'm not him. :D

He can afford to be retarded, but he can't afford a decent toupe.